japanese safety boots

Australian thongs 🩴

Home work attire

Mowed the lawn today in my Japanese safety boots

by Tidymyroom March 13, 2021

Japanese fuck robot

Your wildest sexual fantasy realized through the magic of virtual reality, artificial intelligence and good old American pornographic addiction.

So, did I tell you that I'm getting married?
No shit! Where did you meet her?
CES; She was the Japanese fuck robot with the strange smile and strap-on feature.
Sounds like you've met your dream girl, eh?
For sure! Check out my whip marks! And she has 20 million sisters ready to serve, 24/7/365!

by YAWA March 10, 2022

Japanese Squid Soup

When you insert live squid into your vaginal cavity. Then you squeeze the squid to death inside your vaginal cavity so they become a pile of mush and ink. You lastly push the squished squid out of your vagina into a man’s mouth for consumption, which completes the Japanese Squid Soup.

I gave chris some Japanese Squid Soup last night and he dumped me.

by Autismo the retardo February 19, 2020

japanese hush puppy

When a female takes a lemon puts it up her anus while she's having sex

It's insane that Kelly allergic to lemon I was going to do the Japanese hush puppy

by Shadow anus November 16, 2017

Japanese Sorka level

Sorka level made a Japanese Mario Maker player.

A Japanese Sorka level wastes time for players that want to play a good level in Super Mario Maker.

by ec4u2c_studioz May 29, 2019

Japanese cream puff

The act of ejaculating on the face of a person who is about to have an orgasm.

Dude, he was hiding in the closet jerking off and then he ran out and gave me a Japanese cream puff!

by badmammojamma October 25, 2015

japanese bullet train

Another way of saying diarrhea.

"Oh No! I feel as if the Japanese Bullet Train is coming to town! Get me to a toilet, quick!"

by Perskakras December 19, 2014