James

extremely large dick (which he has a 4 foot long armoured case for), abs and biceps; oh yeah dont forget the triceps. he is constantly followed by a cults-worth of women who stick to him like iron filings on a magnet. has loads of girlfiriends and they all know about each other but decide to share him because he is just too good to have on your own. enemies include: teddy of gaycurlyhairland, jake, lord of pigeons, joseph of the rabbits XDDDDD, eugene the saltsmith, daohui of ching chong and alex of glasses XDDDDD. most likely to invite to a dinner party: casey neistat, keemstar and ksi.

Hot Woman 1: Are you worshipping James tonight?
Hot Woman 2: Wouldn't miss it for the world

by reallycooljames October 17, 2020

James

He gets all the "good" girls, and they are always my best friend. He also loves to drink mountain dew with Conneur's.

James i'm you're girlies bestie!

by EmilyYESSS October 26, 2020

James

James is a fine ass dark-skin and he is very sweet, kind, and caring, on the outside he look mean but on the inside he is very sweet and lovable. He has been hurt in the past and he tries to hide his hurt from everybody. Any body would be lucky to have a James in their life. He will make a difference for the better in their life

Person 1~ Wow I can't believe your dating James!!
Person 2~ Thank you!!
Person 3~ You're so Lucky

by ohmylove March 12, 2021

James

The most loyal person who you’d ever know and is very romantic. James also is the friend who loves to haveDoritos and mouton dew and easily hit trick shots. James usually has 7+ Inches of penis to bless a lady with.

“James blessed his lady with his 7 inch penis”

by The 1 inch wonder March 25, 2021

James

A man with a biblical dick, the penis so good it’s been around for thousands of years. So good you name any child well gifted (if you know what I mean).

Did you see that james over there, must be gifted down under.

by Showmejame April 4, 2021

James

James is a name known for being bare sexy. James is So hot he melts women with the look he gives them

"JAMES GAVE ME THE LOOK IM GETTING LAID TN" pog

by eshaykatlabob April 7, 2021

James

James is a person who is good at everything, extremely smart and wise, and pretty much the nicest guy you'll ever meet. James enjoys looking down upon other people and will lose his temper easily if insulted, though, so never test his patience.

"Hey James, whats up?"

"Not too much man how have you been?!"

"I'm talking to James, so pretty great!"

by dr.(s)laughter774774774736r April 19, 2021