James

A man with a biblical dick, the penis so good it’s been around for thousands of years. So good you name any child well gifted (if you know what I mean).

Did you see that james over there, must be gifted down under.

by Showmejame April 4, 2021

James

extremely large dick (which he has a 4 foot long armoured case for), abs and biceps; oh yeah dont forget the triceps. he is constantly followed by a cults-worth of women who stick to him like iron filings on a magnet. has loads of girlfiriends and they all know about each other but decide to share him because he is just too good to have on your own. enemies include: teddy of gaycurlyhairland, jake, lord of pigeons, joseph of the rabbits XDDDDD, eugene the saltsmith, daohui of ching chong and alex of glasses XDDDDD. most likely to invite to a dinner party: casey neistat, keemstar and ksi.

Hot Woman 1: Are you worshipping James tonight?
Hot Woman 2: Wouldn't miss it for the world

by reallycooljames October 17, 2020

Jamed

Ed for short. The combination between Jamet and Ed as his name. Was used by @younghotselow as his OC name on twitter.

“Ed for Jamed”

by younghotselow April 30, 2019

James

Is the best person you know and is better then you with a 7 foot pp

Wow he’s got huge dick must be james

by Randomlychosename33 June 28, 2022

James

James is a name known for being bare sexy. James is So hot he melts women with the look he gives them

"JAMES GAVE ME THE LOOK IM GETTING LAID TN" pog

by eshaykatlabob April 7, 2021

James

Stinky, clingy, scavenger like creature. Can often be found trying to fit in with the rest of society, but failing. Always mistakes excessive use of “fuck” and “cunt” as being comedic. Can be detected from miles away by the stench of its unbathed body and unwashed clothes. Any sandwich devoured by a James must be squished flat repeatedly between his dirty booger picks. Is also excluded from group events to avoid mass chaos that will be unleashed from the consumption of alcohol.

Person1: Whats that god awful stench

Person2: That would be James

by Dr PickleTickler February 26, 2020

James

James is a fine ass dark-skin and he is very sweet, kind, and caring, on the outside he look mean but on the inside he is very sweet and lovable. He has been hurt in the past and he tries to hide his hurt from everybody. Any body would be lucky to have a James in their life. He will make a difference for the better in their life

Person 1~ Wow I can't believe your dating James!!
Person 2~ Thank you!!
Person 3~ You're so Lucky

by ohmylove March 12, 2021