by P390 December 21, 2018
Just in case you UD kiddies forgot, this is virtual reality. Things aren't always what they seem. There are trolls everywhere; including the UD admins that love to toy with you because they have your basic information acquired from your email and IP address. Are you assuming the worst in your BFs, GFs, or BFFs? If so, cool your jets. When there's a nerd that you love to hate because you assume they stabbed you in the back (and the front), think again. They might actually be a true friend that's tried their damnest to have your back (to no avail), but since there's life outside of the internet, stuff slips through the cracks. Have mercy! :D
by walking on eggshells October 10, 2013
person1: Ayo bro watch yo jet, WATCH YO JET. person2: what??? person1: watch out for that car thats backing up. person2: ooooooh ok
by GDMystic December 16, 2020
a person hu seriously believes the jets are a decent football team. they show their pride by wearing jets jerseys to school even after loses. they even go so far as to waste 5 dollars in a football pool by picking the jets to beat the chargers
by Limz January 08, 2005
When, in anticipation, your body tunes to the time zone you are going to travel to, long before the actual trip.
A: "Shit Bro, you look like shit."
B: "I know"
A: "Why?"
B: "Reversed jet-lag... you know, the trip to Paris."
B: "I know"
A: "Why?"
B: "Reversed jet-lag... you know, the trip to Paris."
by rperazag July 18, 2010
Jet dick Lag is a term meaning a man's penis cannot adequately alter from flaccid to erect in pursuit of consenual intercourse with his partner after a long journey which has left him mentally and physically exhausted.
Guy 1: I traveled from Dubai to Rio de Janeiro to see my girlfriend, we were 1 year without sex and when I arrived she wanted sex so bad, but i wasn't in the mood.
Guy 2: Dude, You had jet dick lag!
Guy 2: Dude, You had jet dick lag!
by ladyurie April 29, 2011
Slang for the Pell Silverbolt 6 in the video game Just Cause 2. Named so for its notoriously small size, the dual engine aircraft, in comparison to most other aircraft, is like, as the name suggests, comparing a regular penis to a Korean penis. Very small. Also very fast, similar to the stamina of a Korean man.
"Rico was flying his Korean Penis Jet past that big-ass 747 the other day. That thing looked pathetic, but it was fast as hell!"
by karinosai October 24, 2011