jesse strutt

A homie that simps for a girl in a different province but is kinda funny. If you need therapy he will listen but give zero advice because he has none. If you are are ugly he will say your ugly no cap.
Jesse Strutt are you kidding me your fucking talking to Mairin on boys night???
by Steve Wittek November 14, 2020
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Jesse Foolery

He was well-liked for his shenanigans and Jesse Foolery.
by Big Bager November 02, 2010
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jesse parker

the most sexiest,beautiful,intelegent and most hottest person ever! they are the best and you should date them because they are sexy ;)
girl: OMG IS THAT JESSE PARKER!!!???!?!??
girl2: OMG SHES SOOOOOOOOOOO HOTTTTTT, I WANNA DATE HER
by StraightNotFound_ June 06, 2022
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Jess Pro

A total OWO UWU. Quacks like a duck, but its okay. Struggles with blonds. Needs a booster seat to see her computer. Pretty funny though.
"Dude, you almost stepped on Jess Pro!"
"Sorry, shes so short I didnt see her"
by NotADuck_Yet April 08, 2022
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Jess-Marie

Is derived from the name of Jesus Christ and Mama mary.A beautiful,smart,talkative,caring, and loving person.They care so much about their partner that they can be able to sacrifice anything even if it includes leaving their loveones.Twice mistakes is enough for them to leave you either you feel sorry or not.They care about their studies that they could easily develop anxiety and even depression.Once she agreed about you saying to leave her,they will make sure that you'll regret it for the rest of your life.They are goal driven person.They love moon,stars,sunset,sunrise,clouds,trees,forest or anything that feels relaxing.They love to eat.They easily gain weight but can also easily loss their weight.They look good in being a chubby or fit one.They are angel looking person but devil in the inside.They smile at you but that doesnt mean that they like you.They will never ever forget any mistake you did to them.Men are attracted to them because of their smile and beautiful eyes.Once you owned their hearts ,you'll have to deal with a childish attitude but mature in some serious matter.They love sex that even a man won't forget how good they are in bed.
Jess-Marie is a wonderful woman.
by Fortuneee June 08, 2021
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Jess Moment

1. When you are disappointed that your swimmers can’t go under 4:40 in the 500 free.

2. When you feel highly disrespected because someone winked at you.

3. When you feel immense hatred for famous youtuber “Joeshark”

4. When you have no care for the mental health of your athletes
Hey Matt you’re giving me a Jess moment. We wanted you under 4:40.
by NineK March 18, 2021
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jesse lacey

Lyricist, singer and guitarist of a Punk/Emo-Depressive band, Brand New. His lyrics stand out from most punk/emo bands because they appear more sincere and it also seems like hes taken more than 4 seconds to think them up and put them into an order. He manages to escape the negative "emo" brand simply because his lyrics are not as self-indulgent and dragged out in delivery, not mentioning any names (MCR,FFTL).
"Play Crack The Sky" epitomizes Jesse Lacey's abilities as a lyricist and story-teller.

by andy "luvs Lacey" lefty August 10, 2006
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