The man in a bisexual sex train, who is receiving a penis in his buttox, and has his penis in the woman's vagina. The man in the middle is therefore acting as both a profilactic and a barrier from any STDs the woman might possess. Additionally if the "human condom" preforms his function well enough, the rearward male's forward thrusts will be translated unencumbered through the human condom. -- NOTE: the person acting as the human condom does not violate the sanctity of marriage nor is engaging in homosexual behavior because he is merely acting as a vessel for the sex organs of the parties involved that are not the human condom.
Tom, come over here I need you as a human condom. That chick looks like she's got herpes so I'm gonna fuck her with your dick.
by Urban_Vocabulary June 18, 2017
Name for a girl whos laugh is so obnoxious it sounds like a dsolphin. Usually used to describe the laugh of a valley girl.
"Zoe Hamilton-Smith needs to stop laughing like a Human Dolphin"
"i know! I wanna just slap her in the face!"
"At least she would shut up
"i know! I wanna just slap her in the face!"
"At least she would shut up
by Palmer Ridge Locker Talk May 19, 2009
by Osteoprotips January 18, 2017
A unified futuristic world organization of humans with one goal to live in peace and harmony without any conflict between one another. The hypothetical world government in which humans would rule rather than extraterrestrials.
by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg June 04, 2017
Someone who is really angry on the inside and looks incredibly angry as well, just like Megatron. This person is more that meets the eye.
"Human Megatron"
-Miranda is more that meets they eye.
-Like Megatron!
-But he looks <i>soooo</i> angry.
-Yeah he's more like Sophia.
-God she is soooo angry!
-Miranda is more that meets they eye.
-Like Megatron!
-But he looks <i>soooo</i> angry.
-Yeah he's more like Sophia.
-God she is soooo angry!
by T-Graphz October 23, 2008
Human Centipad is a defective high-tech tablet computer including 3 people attached to each others with the colon developed and marketed by Apple . Finally the project for this item was canceled due to the fact that human centipad couldn't read.
by chewbew May 01, 2011
by Anonymous November 16, 2002