Human condom

The man in a bisexual sex train, who is receiving a penis in his buttox, and has his penis in the woman's vagina. The man in the middle is therefore acting as both a profilactic and a barrier from any STDs the woman might possess. Additionally if the "human condom" preforms his function well enough, the rearward male's forward thrusts will be translated unencumbered through the human condom. -- NOTE: the person acting as the human condom does not violate the sanctity of marriage nor is engaging in homosexual behavior because he is merely acting as a vessel for the sex organs of the parties involved that are not the human condom.

Tom, come over here I need you as a human condom. That chick looks like she's got herpes so I'm gonna fuck her with your dick.

by Urban_Vocabulary June 18, 2017

Human Community

A unified futuristic world organization of humans with one goal to live in peace and harmony without any conflict between one another. The hypothetical world government in which humans would rule rather than extraterrestrials.

The Human Community is the group people of Earth living in harmony.

by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg June 4, 2017

human suffering

The thing that gets me through the day

John: Man i love the smell of human suffering in the morning.

by Osteoprotips January 18, 2017

Human Dolphin

Name for a girl whos laugh is so obnoxious it sounds like a dsolphin. Usually used to describe the laugh of a valley girl.

"Zoe Hamilton-Smith needs to stop laughing like a Human Dolphin"
"i know! I wanna just slap her in the face!"
"At least she would shut up

by Palmer Ridge Locker Talk May 19, 2009

HUMAN CENTiPAD

Human Centipad is a defective high-tech tablet computer including 3 people attached to each others with the colon developed and marketed by Apple . Finally the project for this item was canceled due to the fact that human centipad couldn't read.

Person 1: Whoah look at me i bought the Human Centipad!

Person 2: Lame, it can't read!

by chewbew May 23, 2011

human resources

The ugly chicks that fire you for fucking with the great looking chicks.

by Anonymous November 16, 2002

Human Questionmark

A person who is fairly stupid and day dreams when they are being talked to or asked somthing.

A good word to use in the military when a soldier of a lower rank fails to notice your commands due to their stupidity.

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Pvt - (stands around aimlessly)
Sgt - Fall in to the parade private!
Pvt - *Yawn* (still stands there, scratching his arse)
Sgt - FALL IN NOW! YOU HUMAN QUESTIONMARK!
Pvt - Sorry Sgt didnt hear you, got wax in me ears you see.

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by sk8r196 - Human questionmark July 25, 2006