a john howard

Shovel poo from ones bum

And smear it on another person's eyebrows

She looks like she's had a john howard

by leroy 1111111 October 21, 2022

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Oliver Howard

A child that is good at science and tells kids that they don't know how to use scales

Wow that Oliver Howard is telling kids to shut the fuck up

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damn Austin howard really did massacre all those babies

by glass bowl May 13, 2020

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is married to maddy webb and forever will be because they are actually soulmates and the hottest couple you’ll ever come across!!

“don’t go near will howard because maddy will chop off ur fanny meat”

by imposter baka sus December 31, 2021

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Howards Way (commonly practiced by effeminate males)
The act of masturbating with the left hand due to the right being incapacitated.

Dude I had to jerk off the Howards Way after breaking my right arm whilst polishing my orange fiat panda.

by Big J B June 29, 2022

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Hot, beautiful, amazing, gorgeous, sexy, big butt, rich.

“Audrey Howard has a fatty!”

by Gyattrizzlersigmaboy February 10, 2025

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