holding the bowling ball 

When (usually) two females are having sexual inter course and one female inserts her middle and ring finger into the vaginal opening , and her thumb in the anus.

In bed, her favorite sex move is holding the bowling ball.

holding the bowling ball by Aaayyyee-it's-me March 3, 2017

hoodine 

Magical owl

That owl is an hoodine.

hoodine by Thundernation June 19, 2017

Hoofing it 

hiding illicit substances in your vaginal canal

"stash that in your snatch is a way to tell someone they should be hoofing it"

Hoofing it by Giannifly January 28, 2018

hoodini 

The event where you blindfold your girlfriend and have your friend fuck her and you stand in front of her while standing in front of her with her blindfold off

my boyfriend hoodini'd me last night

hoodini by joe the cracker March 5, 2018

Hoodinany

The word which a person would you to describe an event in an old timey fashion, but unknowingly uses a non existent word. This character will then try to prove the existence of the word by googling a definition of "Hoodinany", which would result in the findings of this definition.

"That carnival was a real Hoodinany wasn't it Chuck!"

"Stop using that word it doesn't mean anything."

"No it 's like an old timey word, I'll prove it!"

Hoodinany by Ezeekial June 8, 2018

Hooting chuffer 

Somebody who laughs when they don't know what the joke is about

S: .... And then i said your a big old goat richard
J: hahahaha
D: Ha... Ha... Ha
J: You weren't there, why are you being such a hooting chuffer?

Hooting chuffer by A volvic awakening June 16, 2018

holding the beetle 

Someone grabs another persons feces right as it comes out, and holds it still and let’s it wriggle on his/her hand like a beetle.

She was holding the beetle last night.

holding the beetle by Jerome017 December 28, 2018