hooper

A masterbation session before college/school usually when you have just woken up.

Wake up, no mum dont come in. I'm having a hooper

by TymMonkey March 19, 2011

Homer Simpson effect

Phrase. When bad situations seem alright, because the person is so stupid they don't realize the consequences or degree of shittyness... just like Homer Simpson.

If you're broke, have a shit job, no girlfriend, had your car towed, are getting evicted and still think the situation is just fine... you may be suffering from the Homer Simpson effect. If you also failed grade 9, the probability of this increases dramatically.

by Len Sydney May 30, 2008

Chinese Homerun

To hit a foul ball over the backstop and into the crowd.

Yo man, nice chinese homerun; too bad we're in America!!

Your son's chinese homerun hit my pregnant wife and killed her, behind the backstop.

by Shaun Bak November 6, 2008

Humper

Nickname for a woman who is sexually active to the extreme; who possesses an agressive sexual history and is actively seeking multiple partners at any given moment (a horny humper).

Yumi's friends simply referred to her as "humper" whenever her name came up in a conversation.

by Kumachan August 10, 2004

screen hopper

A person who watches the screens of other players while playing a first-person shooter (FPS).

That guy only wins because he's a screen hopper

by the blue team October 17, 2006

Jelly Bum Hopper

A woman who flirts with more than one man on occasion. After the woman has lured her victim to her parents house, she then makes the victim lick jelly from her ass.

I found out last night that Katelynn is a jelly bum hopper, and that she really likes strawberry.

by tinkle sticky buns August 6, 2009

homer dance

lying sideways on the ground and moving legs in a running motion so as to complete full circles on the floor.
origin: the simpsons
use: when throwing a tantrum, trying to get attention, to make bored people laugh, or to mop the ground with your clothes.

"check it out! he's doing the homer dance again!"

by Arrrrr...bagel... November 3, 2003