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Canada's History

It begins fairly normally, with a man receiving a blowjob (from an individual of any sex). The man ejaculates into the Stanley cup, previously filled with a bottle of maple syrup. The man should swirl the mixture with his penis until it has a thick consistency.

The next step is to apply the mixture to the blowee's head. Once applied, put the antlers on their head so the dried semen/syrup mixture will act as an adhesive.

To wrap it up, wrap the man's meat in some Canadian Bacon, grab a brewsky and fuck the night away with your new moose.
Steven: Man, you look exhausted!

John: I sure am! Ann and I tried out Canada's History last night because I was super horny.
by Randolph Smith February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

A sex act so depraved, it must never be described. First referenced on the Colbert report.
Guy 1: Dude, i totally reviewed Canada's History with that girl.

Guy 2: Dude, you need help.
by ColbertNation February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

One day America took a shit and put it on it's head. The end. Canada.
Canada's History, eh?
by Skabus February 4, 2010
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AP European History

Ok honestly, this is one of the best classes I have ever taken! I'm not even kidding, if you have a great teacher, you will do great in the class. I'm not denying that it is a difficult course, because it is, and it is a lot of work...but that's because it is and AP class!!!! If you are not an honors/AP student, then you shouldn't sign up for it in the first place, so of course it would be hard. If you sign up for an AP class, expect an AP level class...it's really not that difficult to process through your mind. Basically, this is a great class, but don't take it and expect a walk in the park, it is an AP class after all :)
LOVE AP European History, I'm so glad I took it!
AP Euro at my school has generally always scored very high on the AP exam, so you just need a great teacher and determined students!
by donthateonapeuro April 28, 2011
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Canadas History

Canada is the part of America we didnt want.

Too damn cold
Canadas History is a history of being too fucking cold!
by TacoMann February 7, 2010
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Hollywood History

The change of commonly accepted history through cheesy hollywood films loosely based on a historical event.
Zero Dark Thirty is the biggest piece of Hollywood History since Pearl Harbour
by PetePabs February 24, 2013
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America's History

Is the best history on the planet. In less than 300 years from becoming it's own country America has done so much stuff that it makes country like England want to commit suicide. This History contains winning wars over and over again. Inventing the most useful inventions known to man. Becoming a world super power and more.

Also one man who will go down in American History as we know it will be Stephen Colbert. And to protect his legacy we must make sure that those evil Canadians don't make lies about this word. So make sure that we fill this definition with as much positive American stuff as we can!!
In preparation for a counter attack from Canadians I have told about the TRUE definition for America's History.
by PrinceDNA February 6, 2010
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