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by ☃︎ October 22, 2023
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Hypocrite

An idiot who does things that they tell others not to do and does it themselves because they're brain dead. The worst of these people are those insult the others who do it and then proceed to do the same thing themselves.
Sam (Hypocrite): Hey Jack! You better not do that thing you just did.

Jack: Ok

Sam : (Proceeds to do that thing)

Jack: Hey Sam are you stupid? You just did that thing you told me not to do.

Sam: Oh actually Jack, I'm stupid AND braindead!
by Raphaim October 24, 2023
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Jacoby is a hypocrite
by Hshahahha April 1, 2024
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Jakoby (the man with a misspelled name) is a hypocrite.
by Hshahahha April 1, 2024
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Someone who tailgates you for a long time, then when they finally pass you, you see they have a "get off my tail" sticker on their car. Synonyms: stupid bitch, fucking ass, etc
That fucking hypocrite bitch tailgated me most of the way here but when she passed me she had a cute whale sticker on her window that said "get off my tail".
by Kail Delgado December 19, 2024
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Hippocridiot

A person who pretends to be ignorant or stupid for the purpose of pushing an agenda or keeping their useless but well-paying job.
Karine Jean-Pierre can't possibly be stupid enough to believe the things she says, she must be a "Hippocridiot".
by Winkiedoc December 30, 2024
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An individual who preaches for (or against) something, and ironically does (if secretly) the very opposite himself/herself, and/or tries to blame the other/s for how they may respond to an incident, when they're the one who started the incident in the first place, in which case, not only would one be a hypocrite, but a coward.
"Why did you tell on me? And why did you confront and threaten me?" "Don't you dare try to blame us, you hypocrite. You're the one who started it."
by BlueMoon1 April 16, 2025
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