Heather

Someone who will always be one step ahead of you- the person you wish that you could be. They’re the person that your crush is pretty much in love with- and you think you’ll never ever be her so you sit sadly and watch out the window wishing you were Heather.

“You gave her your sweater, it’s just polyester- but you like her better. I wish I were Heather.” - Conan Gray

by ~thatonegirl~ December 3, 2020

Jamie Heatherly

Dry humping a homeless man while high on meth.

I totally Jamie Heatherly'd that bum last night.

by mwalker2k10 May 9, 2011

van heath

A kind, handsome man who lives in Benton, Ar. A very smart man, who loves to hunt. He is pro-gun and voted for trump....

"I sure wish I was Van Heath"

by Vantheman#1 December 18, 2016

hench

1. Good, pleasing
2. Well built, strong

1. "Did you see that film?"
"Yeh man, it was hench"

2. "Jasons hench, he'll batter all of us"

by Jason May 23, 2003

Heathyr

A creative twist to a beautiful name of a female.

"Heathyr is the best Asian I know".

by Nasence February 4, 2010

Heather

All heathers are evil

I saw heather last night ahe was very evil

by Ihateyou03 December 19, 2016

Heather Humper

The name given to any guy who has sex with a slut named Heather. It is most popular in the northwest region.

(Lily): Wow, that guys pretty cute...
(Sara): Yea, but I wouldn't lay a hand on him.
(Lily): Why??
(Sara): Because he is a know Heather Humper.
(Lily): Yuck. Nevermind, I don't feel like catching an STD.

by yay4meeh October 17, 2008