Height

Every kid named Carlos lacks this.

He lacks a lot of height and he is short

by GrammarGoku February 28, 2022

Todd Howard's height

A hotly debated subject amongst online height enthusiasts for more than a decade now, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard's truthful height has been difficult to precisely ascertain due to the sheer number of Todd Howard's tall tales brought on by his self-evident Napoleon complex deluxe and his manletism-induced proclivity for wearing a wide variety of Todd Howard's high heels in a laughably futile attempt at concealing his eternal status as a diminutively dwarfed runt of a girlishly gnomish sissy manlet boy who would be the belle of the ball in a women's prison. In what is perhaps the most egregiously blatant example of manlet mathematics and guy height in the history of humanity, Tiny Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard hilariously had the childish audacity to publicly declare his height to be 6ft2! Clearly this is complete and utter manlet cope because Todd "Stacked Heels" Howard's actual height is 5ft5. The same height as a 13-year-old girl.

Penny: Lol, did you see the photo of Little Napoleon Howard shamefully standing on his tiptoes at the 2015 Fallout 4 launch event? Veronika: Absolutely mortifying! What's Todd Howard's height? Penny: Tiny Todd stands small at 5ft5 - what a petite, little manlet boy he is! Veronika: Just brutal. Short people got no reason. Penny: Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator September 24, 2024

CITRUS HEIGHTS CINNABON

When you use the cinnamon whipped butter you get from Cinnabon in the mall as lube for anal sex. Then you pull it out and he gets a blowjob

Randy and Sally took their sex lives to a whole new level when he suggested they try Citrus Heights Cinnabon in the bedroom

by Lydia916 July 11, 2025

Mismatched Heights Hug

This type of hug can be any type of awkward hug from someone much shorter than you.

Warning: a mismatched heights hug may leave you smothered breathless by something uncomfortable like cleavage, crotch, or knees.

by SundazeChild May 27, 2013

ride height

The height required if the person presents themselves as undoable...

Jeremy karate chopped himself across the front of his torso in response to a request if he was DTF some shorty to let them know they be too short to ride this ride for three ride height be higher

by D3V14T0R August 17, 2024

Wyatt Height

A descriptive term for an abnormally elevated or extreme vertical position; something that is set, placed, or occurs at a height noticeably higher than what is typical, practical, or expected.

“Holy shit, he’s high.”
“No, he’s at Wyatt Height.”

by CrabbyRotGut September 24, 2025

hair height

an extension of your real body height

1: jeanelle is taller than you
2: um no not with my hair height

by realdealzzzzz April 15, 2019