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Apartment Hopping

The art of constantly moving out and into another of apartment before rent rises again. Similar to church hopping.
Apartment Hopping can be difficult sometimes, because the landlords do not always warn you ahead of time of rising rent costs.
by Kingmaste74 April 12, 2011
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open happiness

(from the Coca Cola commercial celebrating 125 years of coca cola in 2011)

a) drink rum and coke

b) to have an orgasm
girl a) Why can't i open happiness? I'm 16 and a half

girl b) um, are you virgin?

girl a) nope, and I'm lol referring to the mixture of rum and coke. I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union; i.e allow people to drink beer and wine -and maybe rum and coke, since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.
by Sexydimma August 25, 2013
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hip hop happinen

The act of being off the chain (see fly)
that shit is hip hop happinen
by davidthugmasta77 November 12, 2007
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cock hopping

a term used for someone usually male that will say anything to anyone to get ahead in online gaming
wow that guy just is cock hopping everywhere and still no one likes him. what a fag
by Adoro July 28, 2011
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happiness

happiness is kind of like collapsing on the floor in a tidal wave of your own boiling hot diarrhea, at the same time, getting slapped lightly across the bell-end with an electrified sledge-hammer to the tune of "let the bodys hit the floor" by drowning pool.........
"I'd be happy if I wasn't retarded" - A Retard
by penis-vagina March 14, 2005
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harping

When beautiful music comes from your genitals. A woman or man clutches your nut hair with her teeth and you strum the fully extended hair with your not yet erected weiner.
Will you two stop harping at the dinner table.

As I walked Tory home we heard harping in the distance. She then jerked me off with my own tears.
by Dan Rather December 13, 2008
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Happiness

Simple. Drugs.

this is NOT happiness..runescape
Led:(goes to prescription counter) Hi, do you have happiness in pill form.

Pharmasict: Only OTC "drugs" here buddy.
by Fuckthepainaway October 14, 2006
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