love handle armour

excess body mass that successfully absorbs a bullet with out physical harm

love handle armour - kayshia was shot in the hip . but luckily for her the blubber absorbed the impact with no damage.

by love handle !! February 25, 2010

No Handlebars

a definition when you are having sexual intercourse with another persons partner and using no hands

watch this, ill do it with no handlebars

by Goldbergio Monstrsitio October 28, 2017

Hael

A Scottish word for a computer geek

"C'mon bitch, you don't gotta be a hael!"
"Let's get that hael to take a look at your broken laptop"

by lfgss February 22, 2010

gaming handle

Nick name used when playing online video games

What's your gaming handle?

by Hugleit December 3, 2014

handle

nickname; alias

Yo, whats your handle?

by Anonymous April 28, 2003

Bangin' up the high handle homey beef

Things are completely mexcellent and could not possibly be better.

Ted: how goes it?
bill" Bangin' up the high handle homey beef.

by Buddy Guy May 27, 2003

handle bars

A blonde girls pigtails, used for some good relations or some good oral sexual experiences.

Madonna used Britney Spears handle bars to get some good SHHEEOOTT!!

by hand job January 21, 2004