When someone is very high/drunk and they are being obvious about it, you tell them to "handle your scandal" as a way of telling them that they are attracting too much attention.
by mcellis September 7, 2011
Get the handle your scandal mug.A word that can be used to replace almost any verb, but which adds extra emphasis to whatever verb it is replacing, while also adding an extra touch of masculinity.
Example 1.
Person1. Hey do you wanna handle a couple forties tonight?
Person2. I think we will handle more than just a couple!!!
Example2.
Person 1. Yeah man we just handled some Burger King a couple hours ago.
Person 2. Sweet man lets go handle some people on Halo 3!!!
Example3.
Person1.Dude did you see how Mike handled that one chick at the bar? She was on his jock all night!!!
Person2.Yeah man, he handles all the time!!! Maybe with training I'll be able to handle the same way.
Example4.
Person1.Hey were going to go to the beach today and handle a swim, you wanna come?
Person2. Naw man, I have work today, I have to go handle.
Person1. Hey do you wanna handle a couple forties tonight?
Person2. I think we will handle more than just a couple!!!
Example2.
Person 1. Yeah man we just handled some Burger King a couple hours ago.
Person 2. Sweet man lets go handle some people on Halo 3!!!
Example3.
Person1.Dude did you see how Mike handled that one chick at the bar? She was on his jock all night!!!
Person2.Yeah man, he handles all the time!!! Maybe with training I'll be able to handle the same way.
Example4.
Person1.Hey were going to go to the beach today and handle a swim, you wanna come?
Person2. Naw man, I have work today, I have to go handle.
by Graveyard Vic August 24, 2009
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noun:
1-One who routinely has clammy
or sweaty palms.
2-One who is notorious for
giving others nasty-wet
handshakes, possibly for
sport, or beacuse the sicko is
amused by doing this to others.
1-One who routinely has clammy
or sweaty palms.
2-One who is notorious for
giving others nasty-wet
handshakes, possibly for
sport, or beacuse the sicko is
amused by doing this to others.
"Great Grilled Cheese Ghost! Colonel
Tricott slimed me again! I honestly
believe that twisted old wet-hander
spends all day lurking around HQ
waiting for me to get some award just
so he can take whatever small bit of
pleasure or miniscule feeling of
accomplishment I might have felt from
it away, by suddenly jumping out of
nowhere and hitting me with the 'old
dead-fish suprise. I truly hate him."
Tricott slimed me again! I honestly
believe that twisted old wet-hander
spends all day lurking around HQ
waiting for me to get some award just
so he can take whatever small bit of
pleasure or miniscule feeling of
accomplishment I might have felt from
it away, by suddenly jumping out of
nowhere and hitting me with the 'old
dead-fish suprise. I truly hate him."
by goodcop8 August 5, 2007
Get the wet-hander mug.This is a way to drink your alcohol right from the 1.5 liter bottle. If you pull a handle your no longer a man but an alpha. Shots are for an infant in comparison. If you breath while consuming the alcohol you're reverted back to man status. Many who try die those who live, are legends.
Man: Whoa! how did you down that whole bottle of vodka?
Alpha: Lets just say your a man... and I have evolved into something greater. I call it Pull Handle.
Alpha: Lets just say your a man... and I have evolved into something greater. I call it Pull Handle.
by ssjassassin April 17, 2011
Get the Pull Handle mug.The "back hander slander panda" is most commonly known as a sex position. Involved is preferably two males and one female, with one male performing oral sex to the female, with the male laying on his back and the female ontop while recieving anal from the second male. The second males ball would then be slapping or 'back handing' the first male on the chin.
(Male 1)Tom: Hey Lachy do you want to back hander slander panda Sophie tonight?
(Male 2)Lachy: Sure tom, I am keen.
(Male 2)Lachy: Sure tom, I am keen.
by Mendax June 23, 2014
Get the Back hander slander panda mug.1 A man or woman with a large booty where-in the partner has an excess amount of fat to hold onto during sex. 2. Large folds of fat that can be used during a sex act.
by the2ndflood October 4, 2007
Get the Born with Handles mug.Term for the handle above the pasengers head on a car that can be used for hanging coats, but more often grabbed at times when your firend is driving whaaaay to fast.
by Zippyvr6 April 9, 2009
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