hamster

a forbidden animal

i can never look at a hamster the same

by omgbeckyyy June 17, 2018

hamster

terrible creature of death that dies instantly. No larger than a thumb, no smaller than an atom.

the hamster

by [e-mail] December 17, 2022

A Hamster

A Hamster is someone you think is the greatest- until you get to know them.

You put all your hopes and dreams into this fantasy of a person, but really you're just spinning your wheels in place and an actual future with them is non existent (like a hamster on a wheel- get it?).

"What happened to that guy you've been gushing about?"
"Oh, Tom? Yeah, he turned out to be a hamster."

by TheBookofJo September 13, 2022

Hamstering

The act of stuffing a penis in a closed mouth to produce the effect of puffed cheeks or a bulge.

“Bro, I was totally hamstering my date last night”

by Ella13 July 20, 2021

Hamster feeding

When you climb on top of car and stick your dick through the sunroof, then get finished off until you drip like a hamsters water bottle into her mouth.

Last night I was hamster feeding this girl in her Honda civic. It was magical.

by Leonard1541452 June 4, 2024

Thirsty Hamster

When a guy lays on top of a car with the sunroof open while getting a blowjob

Dave climbed on top of his car and stuck his dick through the sunroof because Becky wanted to be a thirsty hamster.

by Subzrow February 20, 2024

hamster

a small furry animal

i like hamsters

by hamgrisen March 28, 2022