hood meals

shitty and gross food that kinda looks appetizing but was served in a dish cleaned in sink water

“hey dude, you want to eat there?”
“it looks good but gives me hood meals vibes and i don’t want to get food poisoning”

by ccddoooggggg February 10, 2021

Hood Doctor

A person who may or may not have a professional medical license that works in lower income neighborhoods. Usually working out of their own home, a Hood Doctor takes in injured people who either can’t afford expensive hospital bills or need to be treated but cannot risk getting attention from the law. These Hood Doctors can perform a variety of things, surgeries, prescriptions, and even embalming; it is always good to get to know you’re Hood Doctor.

Person 1: Marcus got pulled up on last night.
Person 2: Damn, did you take him to the hospital?
Person 1: I mean the mans got like 2 warrants, so we had to take him to the Hood Doctor.

by TrulyNastee July 26, 2021

Hood Rat

Israelis who have greasy hair, dress slutty, smell bad, act like they are a somebody on maplestory, get in other peoples business, and can't talk for shit. AIDS are a part of life. Sign of hood rats are, needles on the ground for shooting up there herion. drip marks on the ground from there greasy hair, trash left wherever they have been, loud retarded laughs, yappity voices that annoy you. For example: " YOUISRAEL?"

This is a gms maplestory term use against israelis who play the game and don't understand the english language. In addition, act cocky and think the world revolves around them.

Player A: UISRAEL! YOU WANT!? -shows GFA-
AlonGoneWild: IM A HOOD RAT
PLAYER A: OMG IM A HOOD RAT TOO
AlonGoneWild: YEAH IM A HOOD RAT AND IM PROUD TO BE LOWER THAN A PEASANT!

BF Killer: WTF why are you ksing my BF?
AlonGoneWild: IM A HOOD RAT THATS WHY!
Wackest: Real talk bro. You're proud to be a hood rat?
Csenger: Why did i invite a hood rat to this guild?

by CleanUpWindia November 2, 2010

Hood Rat

Latarian Milton

EX) "I wanted to do hood rat stuff with my friends."

EX) "I wanted to do hood rat stuff with my friends."

by Birnski May 24, 2010

hood chick

a woman who is independent makes her own money but is stereotyped because she wears nice clothes. Well educated but also is streetwise and is also intellectual. She can be very standoffish at times if she approached ill-mannered. Can articulate well about many different subjects.
Although Alia is considered snobby, she very well cultured and love diversity, and is always stereotyped by her look at times!

Are you going to invite Alia to the party? I don't know she is a intellectual hood chick? Meaning we don't understand her or what she is into and don't want to cause we rather talk about her and past judgement on her instead of getting to know her. I consider to her to be a hood chick but not in a bad way.

by Grant247 April 10, 2013

hood ratt

an overgrown rodent with the ability to swim, usually found under pool bulkheads in the hood. When the hood ratt becomes angry it uses its training from the tyra show and oprah to lash out. The hood rat is commonly mistaken for a nukka face.

SPIKE: look at that nukka face over there swimming backstroke!

BEAV: that ain't no nukka face that is a straight up hood ratt!

WILDCAT: yeah hood ratt...nice

WOLFPACK and MARQUE: hahahahahahaha

by thegcubeav July 28, 2010

Hood Ride

A old rusty dropped/slammed automobile that you see rolling around the hood/ghetto.

I'm about to roll out in my hood ride.

by Tim J. R. November 26, 2007