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lobster helmet

The sexual act of having your partner stay in the sun for an extended period of time, making sure they receive sun burn. Then, your partner sits on your face or head, sandwiching a full stick of butter between you and them while the heat of the sunburned skin melts the butter all over you.
After a romantic day at the beach, he pulled out a stick of butter and suggested I give him a nice"Lobster Helmet".
by nebakanezzar June 19, 2016
mugGet the lobster helmetmug.

Helmet Cleaner

A word used to describe a gay man. The context it was first used was when a E Gabb Esq, referring to his friend, who is gay, and said, 'You're alright for a helmet cleaner.'
'You're alright for a helmet cleaner'
by willybobo August 31, 2013
mugGet the Helmet Cleanermug.

Space Helmet

Smoking marijuana that offers you outer space adventures. Calm to the coolest degree. The ability to absorb the wind when it's blowing. High to a mindful nature.
Guy #1 "Hey pal, did you put your Space Helmet on last night?" "I know I did."
Guy #2 "OHH, for definite!" "I felt like, if Saturn had seven moons I'd be sitting on them simultaneously."
by the|nomad September 6, 2011
mugGet the Space Helmetmug.

helmet head

a head that is surrounded by a shit trim in the shape of a helmet. this person would most likely be able to take a serious knock to the head without injury.
far out, look at sainty's helmet head.
by ChUcKa- March 28, 2021
mugGet the helmet headmug.

Helmet of Salvation

A bonnet, tht protects your hair from damage and from the devil lol.
Derrick Jackson's wife : You see a bonnet, I see a helmet of salvation
by kittysucker123 June 4, 2021
mugGet the Helmet of Salvationmug.

Helmet popper

When your girl will only let you put the tip in, and you slip past the HELMET and pull back out.
Last night I gave my girlfriend a helmet popper.
by Backdoor Barney November 13, 2017
mugGet the Helmet poppermug.

Cunt Helmet

A large bag of flabby skin, overhanging a fat womans cunt.
Yo dude, your moms cunt helmet is so big, I need a forklift to go down on her!
by deckspinner! August 1, 2011
mugGet the Cunt Helmetmug.

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