Definitions by willybobo
Helmet Cleaner
A word used to describe a gay man. The context it was first used was when a E Gabb Esq, referring to his friend, who is gay, and said, 'You're alright for a helmet cleaner.'
Helmet Cleaner by willybobo August 31, 2013
Kind retards
Either an error at the end of an email, instead of 'Kind regards' or, as its preferred option, to put a not so subtle dig across to the idiot you are currently dealing with.
Kind retards by Willybobo January 12, 2012
Angry Dragon Monkey Tash
Whilst recieving oral sex, the man, uses the hair of the female to pull her to the point of gagging on his penis. At which point, he ejaculates and the lack of air forces the cum through her nose to look like dragon nostrels, the man then takes from a small box next to the bed, his freshly shaved pubic hair and throws it on her cum moustache. A combination of the monkey face and angry dragon....
Angry Dragon Monkey Tash by Willybobo February 18, 2011