Cum-Guzzling-Butt-Slut

A stupid ass bitch that does not wanna keep her hands to herself...and has sex with almost anything. Maybe even a teddy bear...

Random girl: *Has sex with horse in public*
Random girl (again): *Moans really loud*
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING?!?!
My Best Friend: I don't know...But she's being a Cum-Guzzling-Butt-Slut.
Me: ...
Me: Should we call the Animal Abuse Hotline? Or...
My best friend: Nah...Just leave her alone...
Me: okay then...
Me and my best friend: * Backs away slowly*
Random girl: *Passes out*
Me: Is she dead
My best friend: ...
My best Friend: Let's just run and call the cops
Me: Good idea!

The End...

by Natalie da nut December 9, 2019

Cum Guzzle

A noun often yelled by an angry Frisbee toward the innocent residents of Tower B room 609. The words origin is presently unknown and its meaning is somewhat debatable. Depending on the intoxication of said Frisbee the noun/verb in question can be molded to fit almost any situation. Cum Guzzle is often used as a a derogatory term used to describe someone being a faggot, partaking in faggotry, or idly sitting doing homework.

Hey you Cum Guzzle, if I make this putt I win - Irate Frisbee

by Tb6 May 7, 2011

cum-guzzler

(n.) an alternative to asshole, cocksucker, etc. used between my friends and i when joking around or annoyed.

"dammit cindy, you cum-guzzler, i don't wanna know all the details you giving gavan a bj!"

by that weird kid next door April 16, 2007

GOZZO

me my name not yours

hi gozzo

by gozzo March 29, 2003

rubber guzzler

A girl, or man for that matter, who sucks out the cum from a condom after intercourse or foreplay.

Damn, that bitch is a great rubber guzzler!

by 2quickmick February 19, 2009

two cent cum guzzling gutter slut

To have sexual intercourse with random female that hits your Snapchat inbox like tommy and cole

Tommy and cole are two cent cum guzzling gutter sluts cole tommy whores

by Kaylee and kendra March 12, 2017

cum guzzler

N. A PERSON WHO IS A KISS ASS SO BAD HE HAS SURPASED KISS ASS AND ELEVATED TO BEING A COCK SUCKER.

BUBBA: I JUST BOUGHT THESE NEW GYM SHOES AND THEY ARE THE BEST.

JOSH: YEA THEY ARE CUZ YOU ARE A REAL GREAT SHOPPER NOT TO MENTION PERSON.

TIM: YOUR A FUCKING CUM GUZZLER JOSH

by NANDO2724 November 21, 2009