goon dick

Someone that is extremly "homo" but not actually homosexual. Also refered to in short by goon.

i.e. Brian Paddock

Dude you are such a goon dick.

by Raven January 23, 2004

Goon Porn

Goon porn describes a type of pornography, usually depicting male(s) masturbating in an odd, somewhat dumb way. This is usually done by grunting or yelling words like "cum" or "penis" or "dick."

Goon porn may also describe female masturbation or sexual activities, although usually they use words to describe heterosexual intercourse and not self-centric words like males use. These words may include "jizz" or "gangbang."

I was watching some goon porn last night. For some reason, a dumbass just saying different words for "penis" really gets me off.

by theuninitiated November 14, 2018

goon

Some Fat cunt who goes into a chippy and asks for a pizza

Keith: (After reading the menu and realising there are no pizzas on it) Can I Have a Pizza?
Kev: Fuck Off ya Goon, we sell fish 'n' chips.

by Adski March 14, 2004

Goon Boy

A little try hard skateboarder that poses all day while drinking Goon cask wine.

Look at those little goon boys. Go eat some nob you fags.

by Brendan Roche May 13, 2005

goon

A tall, usually white, person who lacks dexterity, may have big feet, and tends to unintensionally perform clumsy actions.

Man, did you see that goon brick his free throw?

by agentcodyfranks January 26, 2004

Goon

A derogatory term for any person who is not black and thinks, acts, and see themselves as being ghetto. People who wear Tall Tee's and wear ridiculously oversized baggy jeans without physical need and/or refer to themselves or any other non black person as "nigga" in any sentence and uses the word "nigga" repeatedly.

Sean: Yo matt check out the dumb ass white kids with the tall tee's and the Bape T-shirts. they must really think their ghetto. (laughing)
Matt: what a bunch of fucking GOONS!!

by mc_rat September 9, 2008

goon

a man thats hired to terrorize and to defeat all of their opponents

"IMMA GOON! You wanna know whatta goon is.. Its a man thats hired to terrorize and to defeat all of their opponents. Thats whatta goon is." (Creepa)MTV'S Gs to Gents

by chuck raggh October 17, 2008