Goober Burger

Invented in Minnesota, it's basically just a hamburger with peanut butter on it. Also known as a "fat taxi driver with a Polish accent" if you happen to be a Jimmy Neutron fan

Waitress: Hello sir, would you like to try a Goober Burger?
Me: What's in it?
Waitress: Only our finest peanut butter
Me: .............WHAT KIND OF FAST FOOD SORCERY IS THAT!?

by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018

Gooblin

A short person so is a greedy asshole.

You are a gooblin.

by Word_God November 20, 2018

Goobertron

A slang term for a stupid or foolish person.

Man, shut the fuck up, you're being a real Goobertron.

by Hdjeidijjrjrjrjruuf December 13, 2018

goober grease

The sweet super slick lube commonly found between the most upper inner thigh and scrotum of larger men during excess friction Can be accompanied by a foul or unclean genital odor.

Man I’m working up some serious goober grease in this heat out here.

by Pawpaw is the best January 22, 2019

goober hog

A stupid hog that likes incest.

Shut, you goober hog

by PooDealer69 May 8, 2019

Goobay

A verb that is known to be the best word in existence. It is often used as a formal way to say goodbye before blocking online trolls.

Troll: this is ridiculous and you’re annoying, I’m blocking you right now
Person: ok, goobay

by Sephy123 July 7, 2019

gooby pic

coined by @lsmittty on tik tok
it’s another word for ‘dick pic’

commonly used by basic suburban white girls

“oh my god Rebecca he sent me a gooby pic!”

by sumwhitebitch August 7, 2019