Goognostic

Someone who has knowledge sought from Google. A person who attains a higher state of cognition via the Internetz.

Alternatively...

I know a secret or two about Goo
She won't mind if i tell you
I know a secret or two about Goo
I know a secret about Goo and you

VonMetz: So did you go to Uni to figure that out?
MC: Nah, was easy. I'm a Goognostic.
VonMetz: Any halftard could do that.

by Pi_Rate June 24, 2010

Going L.A.M.

:Going L.A.M. - The opposite or in direct contradiction to "Going H.A.M."

:L.A.M. - Lame As a Muthaf%@#ah.

:Ones in ability to be more than lame. In fact, to be so lame one might just sing the Kanye West & Jay-Z song replacing the accronym H.A.M.
:Going L.A.M. - A person caught wearing a Sheep skin coat that gives the appeal as though they just woke up from a 25+ year coma.

Tray and Jai'nah met up at a the club one night, and decided after the club to have a little party of their own. After bringing Jai'nah to his apartment; She and Tray go into the bed room to have sex. Tray, to his own belief thought he was GOING H.A.M (Hard As a MuthaF%@#ah) in the bed, when in fact, according to Jai'nah was really Going L.A.M. (Lame As a MuthaF%@#ah).

by BROOKLYN JUICE March 5, 2011

goin to the grid

getting fucked up on any mind altering substance and watching tron, or tron:legacy.

IM GOIN TO THE GRID!

by KURTMAAAN May 28, 2011

goinky

Awkward and geeky. Usually used in a affectionate manner.

Mathew Gray Gubler's character in Criminal Minds (Reid) is goinky

by Homicidal_Intent July 20, 2011

Going CSI

When one's love juices have soiled an area due to careless social activitities. The abundance of remnant DNA would certainly lead to a conviction on any crime drama.

"WTF?!? Why is the couch all sticky?"

"Yo man my girl came over last night and we was going CSI right where you be sittin"

by HotMic the Vigorous DockMaster January 3, 2012

going clegg

royally screwing over your friends or coworkers in an awesome fashion.

Joe: "Fuck work and fuck you guys im out" Abe "Whats he doing i needed a ride home? Frank: "........Going clegg, watch you wallet"

by Willie B There October 2, 2013

Going Bieber

Dressing up like a fag and playing bad music to make people depressed.

''Oh my god, what is that terrible noise?''
-''I think it's our neighbours, they're going Bieber. You should be glad you can't see them''
''Yeah, I sure am''

by Vulture Orion October 20, 2013