Golch

The sound of two penis' being withdrawn from a vagina

"Man you hear that bitch golch when we pulled out?"
"Yes, sick!"

I love the sound of a pussy golching

by cumpump June 16, 2010

two in the cooch, one in the gooch

The act of sticking to fingers into a hermaphrodites cooch and one into it's gooch. It tickles.

"Damn that hermy's goochy coochy was off the heezy last night! I stuck two in the cooch, one in the gooch!"

by LaceDogg January 4, 2008

Gooching

Gooching. The act of grabbing/rubbing two fingers on someones gooch area. can be done either sexually or as a means of punishment or beating up. Mythically it is possible to gooch someone until they jizz.

Lets gooch that new year 8 kid, hes a pinhead. Gooch him good he didn't pay his money.Ohh baby gooch me till i jizz. HElP hes gooching me!!

by jizzhead April 11, 2009

Gooch

Gooch is a slang term used to describe life’s best in one word. Words like awesome, epic and sick are all rolled into one when something is Gooch.

That ride is so gooch!!! Thats a nice watch, that thing is gooch! The surf is super gooch today.

by skimmag January 8, 2015

Gooch leather

A soft, smooth, flexible, leather that is pleasant to the touch.

Alex's headphones have gooch leather on them

by Alexander Spengler January 22, 2008

Gooche Spike

When your taking a leak at a urinal. Your gooche all of a sudden has a sharp pain as if a pointy spike is being shoved up there. usually happens if you've had a hernia

Guy at Urinal: AHHHhhh ouchhh that fucking hurts

His Friend: hey man whats wrong

G a U: Uhh mann i got that Gooche Spike

by Alaskanhybrid October 20, 2009

Gooch

1. The area between a man's nutsack and asshole.
2. A stupid, annoying person.

1. My gooch was itchy as hell today.
Damn, my gooch is sweaty as hell.
Fuck, you kicked me right in the gooch.
That bitch licked my gooch all night long.

2. Man your such a fucking gooch!
Yeah, that faggot is such a gooch.
Why do you always have to be such a gooch?!
Shit, my mom is being so fucking goochy.

by GoochGoblin July 11, 2006