morning glory

Your cock, when he is standing up straight and tall and proud as you wake up.

She was so glad to see me wake with an impressive morning glory that she exclaimed, "Wow! Your cock is really HUGE!."

by LoveTorpedo July 14, 2019

glory bag

Glory bag refers to a samich bag full of fucking goodness. A glory bag can be a variety of drugs, or even a samich. Glory bag could contain the following: weed, shrooms, coke, meth, molly, etc... A glory bag is the bag of all bags and is shown off to all of your friends. A person may even take a picture of the glory bag for reminiscing at a later date.

dude, check out my glory bag
I'm going to eat my glory bag over Christmas break
I shall bask in glory while frying from my glory bag
I will never sell my glory bag.... NOOOO!!

by squatchwatch November 29, 2011

glory gap

(Noun)

The spaces between the rungs of the corporate ladder; similar to glory hole.

"The way I worked that last glory gap I should get my next promotion in no time!

by Walley Wonka July 22, 2014

glory bound

A person determined to make it to a higher or the highest standard. Hence they are bound for glory.

He was destined to make it there. He was glory bound.

by Youngblood29 August 9, 2017

Glory Hole

A place where lonley people have fun

John Loves Glory Holes

by Karen_Killer69 August 24, 2020

glorytearz

Glorytearz is the term used to describe a goofy mad. Like I’m talking cartoon typa person, the type to float when they smell pie, the kinda mf to run off a cliff and stop to look at the invisible camera before they drop. Like drake typa shi.

Man you’re such a Glorytearz bro!

by centimetres July 22, 2022

Texas Gloryhole

Sticking your dick in the wall of the Alamo. The bullet holes covering the outer wall of the Alamo are tiny....proof that not everything is bigger in Texas!

"Just found me another Texas Gloryhole.....Yeee Haw!"

by NinjaMonkeyBallz420 February 26, 2017