Gloamglozer

Gloamglozer is the best Final Fantasy player there is. If you come across him, you better have magic defence bonus!

"That Gloamglozer is such a better black mage than Ladysorrow, she's fucking terrible!"

by Jeskamaree August 24, 2011

glogower

weird freak.

dude i never want a glogower

by aaalison October 1, 2011

Gloalc

An acronym meaning: "Genuinely let out a little chuckle" which may be used to express this in written form.

It can however only be used if you did ACTUALLY let out a little chuckle out loud and not in any other circumstance.

It is not a replacement for such acronyms as: "lol" "lmao" and "rofl"

Ref: Piers.

On Facebook chat:

Peter: -tells joke-

Sophie: Gloalc

by TheCreatorMarkII September 23, 2012

gloatsurfing

Internet surfing to confirm your own greatness and enjoy a little schadenfreude at the expense of your vanquished foes.

I didn't get anything done at work today, I was too busy gloatsurfing right wing websites after Obama's big victory.

by Chiller November 8, 2012

glegan

A gluten-free vegan.

Is that food glegan?

by RookiesAren'tLively August 6, 2014

gloataholic

A gloataholic is a person who gloats compulsively even though it's irritating to others and harmful to relationships.

Michael has alienated all of his friends at the bar by talking incessantly about his easy life and good fortune: No one likes a gloataholic.

by HappySheldon April 10, 2015

global seminar

Literally a waste of time. An extra bell for which you have to wake up an hour earlier than you should and you just learn about the world, however this in no way furthers your education in things you actually need to graduate.

Jill: "Hey, did you go to Global Seminar today? I didn't see you."
Jack: "Nah, I enjoy sleeping, and it's a waste of time."

by sonastysorude April 21, 2015