Definitions by Chiller

gloatsurfing 

Internet surfing to confirm your own greatness and enjoy a little schadenfreude at the expense of your vanquished foes.

I didn't get anything done at work today, I was too busy gloatsurfing right wing websites after Obama's big victory.

gloatsurfing by Chiller November 8, 2012

moontan 

an extremely white individual who is only outdoors at night

clyden- where did you get your tan.....the moon
whitey- lm allergic to the sun
clyden- fuck off moontan man

moontan by chiller March 1, 2006