The Glass test

A timed 2 mile fitness test that must be completed in under 16 minutes! This test is done mostly in relation to soccer preseason fitness!

Coach I want to get in shape! Can we run the glass test all the time please!?

by Total-ninety January 13, 2014

urkel glasses

Glasses defined as having at a minimum 1" thick glass, large dimension lenses treated with duralumin, which is accompanied by eyeglass cord made from leftover weave

Eyeglasses that fit the description but are not coated in duralumin do not qualify as "Urkel Glasses" as they will not reflect any semen back at the original shooter

"Urkel Glasses" were originally designed to protect oneself from a being shot in the eyes with semen. Many people prior to 1989 needed to have their eyes removed after many an unplanned ejaculatory mess.

To date, 3,742,635,864 eyes have been saved by "Urkel Glasses"

Jim - "Let me know when you're gonna blow your load"
Lou - "...OK...here I come"
Jim - "WAIT, I need my Urkel Glasses!!!!"
Lou - "There's no time for that!"
Jim - "OWWW MY EYES!!!"
Lou - "Oh well, guess you should have put on your Urkel Glasses"

by Captain Cosby Sweater March 7, 2014

pressing glass

Being the first in line to wait for a gondola to open on a ski day; being pressed upon the glass gondola doors.

The forecast is predicting 16 fresh new inches of snow for tomorrow, I will definitely be pressing glass!

by Kahliki76 March 15, 2015

ass-for-glass

N.

a homo-sexual drug addict who entertains anal-sex purely for the procurement of crystal-meth

-usually bareback.

"That Ricky bloke is a Jerk-off, he's a bottom-feeder who does ass-for-glass"

by musclenugget September 11, 2016

mr glass

An athlete that gets injured very often and easily

Hey mr glass broke his leg agian

by the best of all of them in my November 29, 2015

fast glasses

When the glasses make you feel like you are always at a high speed.

“Bro these are some fast glasses!”
“What do you mean fast?”
“Like I’m moving at unpaceable rate.”

by Datboichargin March 22, 2019

Glass Dildo

Is owed to gray.

Sorry gray, I still owe you a glass dildo

by Snulls1908 February 27, 2019