by the best of all of them in my November 29, 2015
Get the mr glassmug. N.
a homo-sexual drug addict who entertains anal-sex purely for the procurement of crystal-meth
-usually bareback.
a homo-sexual drug addict who entertains anal-sex purely for the procurement of crystal-meth
-usually bareback.
by musclenugget September 11, 2016
Get the ass-for-glassmug. by Cat-man-do May 19, 2010
Get the rubber glassmug. Glasses defined as having at a minimum 1" thick glass, large dimension lenses treated with duralumin, which is accompanied by eyeglass cord made from leftover weave
Eyeglasses that fit the description but are not coated in duralumin do not qualify as "Urkel Glasses" as they will not reflect any semen back at the original shooter
"Urkel Glasses" were originally designed to protect oneself from a being shot in the eyes with semen. Many people prior to 1989 needed to have their eyes removed after many an unplanned ejaculatory mess.
To date, 3,742,635,864 eyes have been saved by "Urkel Glasses"
Eyeglasses that fit the description but are not coated in duralumin do not qualify as "Urkel Glasses" as they will not reflect any semen back at the original shooter
"Urkel Glasses" were originally designed to protect oneself from a being shot in the eyes with semen. Many people prior to 1989 needed to have their eyes removed after many an unplanned ejaculatory mess.
To date, 3,742,635,864 eyes have been saved by "Urkel Glasses"
Jim - "Let me know when you're gonna blow your load"
Lou - "...OK...here I come"
Jim - "WAIT, I need my Urkel Glasses!!!!"
Lou - "There's no time for that!"
Jim - "OWWW MY EYES!!!"
Lou - "Oh well, guess you should have put on your Urkel Glasses"
Lou - "...OK...here I come"
Jim - "WAIT, I need my Urkel Glasses!!!!"
Lou - "There's no time for that!"
Jim - "OWWW MY EYES!!!"
Lou - "Oh well, guess you should have put on your Urkel Glasses"
by Captain Cosby Sweater March 7, 2014
Get the urkel glassesmug. In the 2020s, the type of eyewear that contributes to the overall appearance of the white liberal stereotype.
These glasses are bold, thick, geometric, and sometimes multicolor. If a single color, they are either black, dark brown, or a primary color. On may examples, the frames will be a different color than the nose and ear pieces.
Some of the best examples are worn by the following:
Kate Brown, Gigi Sohn, Colbert, Oprah, Rosa DeLauro, Rachel Maddow, Tina Kotek, etc., with Kate Brown's pair being the ultimate archetype.
This type of eyewear is usually seen combined with one or more of the following: A Patagonia puffy jacket, scarf/shawl, tote bag, insulated beverage container, Prius, Tesla, or Outback.
These glasses are bold, thick, geometric, and sometimes multicolor. If a single color, they are either black, dark brown, or a primary color. On may examples, the frames will be a different color than the nose and ear pieces.
Some of the best examples are worn by the following:
Kate Brown, Gigi Sohn, Colbert, Oprah, Rosa DeLauro, Rachel Maddow, Tina Kotek, etc., with Kate Brown's pair being the ultimate archetype.
This type of eyewear is usually seen combined with one or more of the following: A Patagonia puffy jacket, scarf/shawl, tote bag, insulated beverage container, Prius, Tesla, or Outback.
Gigi Sohn's liberal glasses sported during her FCC hearings at the capitol really made her look like a Dr. Seuss character.
by J--tizzle March 7, 2023
Get the Liberal Glassesmug. Is owed to gray.
by Snulls1908 February 27, 2019
Get the Glass Dildomug. Bob: Did you see the latest boxing match?
James: Yeah, the the opponent was such a Glass Joe, he got knocked out before the first round ended!
James: Yeah, the the opponent was such a Glass Joe, he got knocked out before the first round ended!
by LazyGamer7224 October 22, 2022
Get the Glass Joemug.