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mr glass

An athlete that gets injured very often and easily
Hey mr glass broke his leg agian
by the best of all of them in my November 29, 2015
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ass-for-glass

N.

a homo-sexual drug addict who entertains anal-sex purely for the procurement of crystal-meth

-usually bareback.
"That Ricky bloke is a Jerk-off, he's a bottom-feeder who does ass-for-glass"
by musclenugget September 11, 2016
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rubber glass

glass in the form of rubber so clear the birds on the windex comercial won't know the difference
Look at the rubber glass it's so clear you would never know it's not real glass.
by Cat-man-do May 19, 2010
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urkel glasses

Glasses defined as having at a minimum 1" thick glass, large dimension lenses treated with duralumin, which is accompanied by eyeglass cord made from leftover weave

Eyeglasses that fit the description but are not coated in duralumin do not qualify as "Urkel Glasses" as they will not reflect any semen back at the original shooter

"Urkel Glasses" were originally designed to protect oneself from a being shot in the eyes with semen. Many people prior to 1989 needed to have their eyes removed after many an unplanned ejaculatory mess.

To date, 3,742,635,864 eyes have been saved by "Urkel Glasses"
Jim - "Let me know when you're gonna blow your load"
Lou - "...OK...here I come"
Jim - "WAIT, I need my Urkel Glasses!!!!"
Lou - "There's no time for that!"
Jim - "OWWW MY EYES!!!"
Lou - "Oh well, guess you should have put on your Urkel Glasses"
by Captain Cosby Sweater March 7, 2014
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Liberal Glasses

In the 2020s, the type of eyewear that contributes to the overall appearance of the white liberal stereotype.

These glasses are bold, thick, geometric, and sometimes multicolor. If a single color, they are either black, dark brown, or a primary color. On may examples, the frames will be a different color than the nose and ear pieces.

Some of the best examples are worn by the following:
Kate Brown, Gigi Sohn, Colbert, Oprah, Rosa DeLauro, Rachel Maddow, Tina Kotek, etc., with Kate Brown's pair being the ultimate archetype.

This type of eyewear is usually seen combined with one or more of the following: A Patagonia puffy jacket, scarf/shawl, tote bag, insulated beverage container, Prius, Tesla, or Outback.
Gigi Sohn's liberal glasses sported during her FCC hearings at the capitol really made her look like a Dr. Seuss character.
by J--tizzle March 7, 2023
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Glass Dildo

Is owed to gray.
Sorry gray, I still owe you a glass dildo
by Snulls1908 February 27, 2019
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Glass Joe

A person who is incredibly weak, or fragile.
Bob: Did you see the latest boxing match?
James: Yeah, the the opponent was such a Glass Joe, he got knocked out before the first round ended!
by LazyGamer7224 October 22, 2022
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