by Perqergan July 29, 2009

Henderson: Hey Dirty Harry what do you want to do for your birthday party?
Dirty Harry: (monotone) I don't care, I don't feel like doing anything.
Henderson: Jeeze Dirty Harry Get A Pulse.
Dirty Harry: (monotone) I don't care, I don't feel like doing anything.
Henderson: Jeeze Dirty Harry Get A Pulse.
by Peppercorn Jack June 13, 2011

Commonly said to unfortunate people who need to get a job. Johab is pronounced similar to the word "Job".
Friend Y : Geez, that guy just keeps slacking around all day
Friend Z : For real, he needs to get a johab.
Friend A : Man please let me stay over for just a week I'm broke as fuck.
Friend B : Nah bro, get a johab.
Friend Z : For real, he needs to get a johab.
Friend A : Man please let me stay over for just a week I'm broke as fuck.
Friend B : Nah bro, get a johab.
by dreepos March 30, 2023

by userhandlegoeshere October 20, 2021

A more friendly way of saying “get rekt”
The equivalent of saying “What in tarnation” instead of “what the fuck”
The equivalent of saying “What in tarnation” instead of “what the fuck”
“Please don’t shoot me!” Said the stranger, being cornered into an ally by a robber.
Suddenly Spider-Man shows up and stabs the man to death, uttering the words, “Get Yoinked”
Suddenly Spider-Man shows up and stabs the man to death, uttering the words, “Get Yoinked”
by BarfBelly77 September 4, 2019

attempting to secretly grab, nudge, or poke a man's penis while he is not looking. This is typically done as sexual flirting or provocation, and is not to be confused with a "dick check" that frat brothers typically distribute as a joke to inflict pain.
While we were at the Pride Parade, this guy came up and rubbed Eddie's leg. He was totally trying to get turtle.
by Padge1982 September 7, 2010

by CanYouLikeNotPlease April 4, 2022
