Glory Thief

One who steals anothers Glory. First coined by Brian Spicer in 1999 and soon after stolen by David "Puck" Rainey and Justin Gulley. (true glory thieves.)

At work you accomplish something glorious only to have a co-worker take credit. Your co-worker is a glory thief.

by Brian Spicer December 9, 2008

Gelopy

Past the point of being drunk. The person begins walking like a jelly fish, the consequence of severe alcohol induced brain damage.

Dude, how drunk are you? Those moves are totally gelopy.

by Slunk32 February 2, 2009

old glory

A bitch that is so ugly that you have to wrap a flag around her head and do her for your country

That chic is an old glory.

by sedrikk July 21, 2005

what's the story morning glory?

a question asked when talking to someone with a cocaine hang-over

hey, what's the story morning glory?

by madferit March 14, 2003

new found glory

Punk-Pop Band With a lead singer who sounds like Mickey Mouse on helium and is also a complete dickwad with a vocabulary consisting of only a few basic words, fuck, shit, and bitch.

Guy 1: What is that horrible noise?
Guy 2: Hey, New Found Glory is on the radio!

by Mike December 1, 2004

Blaze of glory

When you're about to get banned on a site, so you go ahead and shitstorm the site without mercy.

Johnny was busy cursing some asshole out and then he got a filter and a report was issued. Knowing he was going to get a permanent ban, he filled the site with "RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE " because he wanted to go out in a Blaze Of Glory.

by DynamicMOO July 7, 2010

Goopy Schoolfield

When one eats another's eye goop.

I woke up this morning with so much goop in my eye and my girlfriend gave me a Goopy Schoolfield.

by Jimmy chew November 2, 2009