Full Goondie

A full goondie is what a man with erectile disfunction calls his penis when it is as erect as he can get it.

Woman: Can't you get it up?
Man: What are you talking about I got a full goondie!
Woman: Ha! thats only a half chubbie. Go take your Viagra

by JerseyDevil99 November 16, 2013

Full sweeney

Paying the ultimate Homage to legendary runner Jesse Sweeney. The rare act of being captured in a race photo with both feet off the ground.

She was injured and walked most of the race but pulled off a Full Sweeney at the finish line for the camera

by SEMR October 26, 2014

You're full of it

Abbreviated Y.F.O.I.; An expression that means someone is lying through their teeth about something

Sarah: Did you know that I can do a full split without having my hands on the ground?
Jenifer: You're full of it. I saw you trying to do one a few days, but your feet were not that far a part enough to be a full split and your hands were on the ground.

by Vanguard 1998 December 10, 2021

full bullpen

When you slide a very far distance on a waxed floor in a pair of socks. Originally obtained from an episode of Brooklyn 99.

“Jake, did you see that the janitors just waxed the floor?”
Jake: “hold my beer, it’s time for the full bullpen.”

by KOLOnoscopy June 10, 2022

Full kermit

When you laugh so hard you start shaking like Kermit the Frog

Bryan laughed so hard he went Full Kermit

by Ric Spade November 12, 2020

full stribe

Wide fucking open

We were full stribe working on the shredder.

by Nealdiamond February 13, 2018

Full Frothin

A Word used to describe Excessive excitement, Unexplainable Happyness. typically about something of little actual worth. Mostly used in the positive term, but can also be revesed to a word of extreme anger

Happy - Jason: I Seen Jimmy today i walked in with a ps3 and he was "Full Frothing"

Angry - Jimmy: I Told mum about the tatoo today. she started full frothing, i shat meself!

by Str8rippinpro June 16, 2010