Boston log

When you take a shit and use the turd as a fleshlight, creampie aforementioned turd like a Boston cream donut

Guy 1: man I am hella hungry rn I could seriously use a Boston log
Guy 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you

by boston logger January 6, 2023

Boston Blumpkin

When your girl is giving you head on the toilet, then when you are about to nut. You stand up and bend her over while nutting in or on her asshole. Leaving it looking like a boston cream donut.

Damn! That ass looking cute! Only thing missing is a Boston Blumpkin

by MoonMan6969 October 30, 2019

Boston Banger

When you fill a condom with baked beans, freeze it, then use it to pleasure yourself with.

Dude, Ashley pulled a Boston Banger out of the freezer last night and wanted me to use it on her!

by Pretty Boy November 23, 2020

Boston Butts

The act of being sexually assaulted willingly by two gay firefighters from Boston in a hot tub in Mexico while your wife is getting banged by your best friend in your resort room.

Dave enjoyed a BOSTON BUTTS in the hot tub with Tyrone and Bruce while his wife, Laurie, was having great sex in the hotel room with "the man and the legend."

by WurstNightmare February 26, 2021

Boston smacker

The act of swishing hot coffee around in your mouth and proceeding to give oral.

I used to make money giving strangers Boston smackers.

by Lil chump March 17, 2021

Boston Bomber

Taking a shit in a household oven and turning it on fan forced.

I've just done the old Boston Bomber at Shaun's party, give it 20 minutes and this place will be cleared!!

by sb720 April 9, 2021

Boston special

The act of whispering “Yankees Suck” during intimate sex.

Jane is rather fond of giving John a Boston special.

by Dashrider November 4, 2022