Japanese Flute Tapping

When some little sham tries to rob your gaf and you tie him up and tap your Trojan flute on his foreth until he turns cock-eyed.

Did you hear about your man who broke into Zach’s gaf? He ended up on the wrong side of a Japanese Flute Tapping.

by Zach50 January 28, 2020

Cum Flute

using your s/o dick as a flute

omg I used reggies dick as a cum flute

by the ambassador November 21, 2020

Duche flute

A vape or e-cig

That hipster is puffin on a duche flute.

by TheFunnyMan3000 March 2, 2021

Darlanne fluegel

Former model turned actress darlanne fluegel had roles in such 1980s movies as "to live and die in la"
Running scared.once upon a time in america. And lockup

Ms fluegel sadly passed away in 2017 from complications due to. Alzheimer's disease.

Darlanne fluegel what an angel! Rest in peace sister!

by 4realazitgits April 4, 2021

man flue

When men over exaggerate when they have a cold

Little bitch boy has the man flue when it’s only a cold

by Sina.d May 23, 2021

Douche flute battle

These battles are more common in higher-class neighborhoods and wealthy communities. Basically anywhere where there is a high population of spoiled nicotine fiends that will pay you 50$ for a broken Vuse alto and a burnt piss pod. These battles begin with a minimum of 5 douche fluters, each douche fluter takes turns trying to output the biggest cloud of fruitiness possible. Once the battle is over, the douche fluters usually argue over whose cloud of queer was the biggest, the most common way to end one of these arguments is for all of the participating douche fluters to remove their pants and underwear, then they will determine the winner of the douche flute battle solely based on who has the biggest choad. This is the most efficient and effective way to end any douche flute argument. legend has it that the biggest choad ever recorded in the history of douche fluting was a whopping 2 inches long!!! douche fluters are commonly hated on for a variety of reasons and are often given nicknames by other people who do not approve of douche fluting. Some rather common names and terms include: fruity flutey 2.0, Fag with a drag, homo with a Novo, white dude with a My-Blu and Gay bitch with an Aegis...

Douche fluter - yo dawg, I just blew a four foot long cloud on 200 watts! this shits mad epic dawg....

Normal person - Huh, that's weird, when did they start making dildos that have screens and output vapor?

Douche fluter - I don't know brah, I just bought it from a website called www.doucheflutetoday.com, they had a crazy deal going on where if you buy two douche flutes, you get 50% off on a newer model that will be released shortly. they say this model is even bigger plus they added veins to the body of it as well as a new drip tip that resembles a foreskin!!!
It should be perfect for my next Douche flute battle!

by NDG123 January 20, 2022

Fruit Flute

A gay man’s penis.

Peter put his fruit flute through the glory hole and someone polished it off.

by anonymous October 8, 2022