Stay off the fuckin flowers

What you say to someone when you don't want them on your property/flowers.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Can I come over today and eat all your food?

Guy 2: Hell no. Stay off the fuckin flowers queerbait.

Example 2:
Guy 1: Dude, I'm comin over to get that car you posted on craigslist.

Guy 2: Dude, stay off the fuckin flowers. Someone already bought it.

by defmasta232 August 26, 2010

flower in his buttonhole

a cockney sexual act involving forceful insertion of a potted petunia into the anus

He went to Paris to have a bit of fun and got a flower in his buttonhole before dining at the monopole.

or

'cor! Artie sure does love that flower in his buttonhole!

by kiddingme August 6, 2008

flower down under

when a women grows a flower or plants a flower in her pussy. It is also refered to as a pussy willow. Sometimes women grow vegatables for men to eat during oral sex. The mens cum makes the soil in the pussy very rich creating an environment for the pussy willow to thrive in.

Hey man wanna go out for dinner?

No man, im having my girls flower down under tonight!

by vah jina July 10, 2009

Flowery

Basically means ‘gay’ but not really.

Like feminine if that makes sense.

The french language is kinda flowery ngl

by Suck your mum. May 4, 2020

Flowerpot

A girl who is pretty on the outside but has nothing of substance on the inside.

Bob: Shawty cute…
Joe: Yeah, too bad she a flowerpot though.

by LolWut098 September 26, 2021

Dirt Flower

A cat's poop residued arsehole.

"I would never own a cat because I don't want to have to stare at it's dirt flower all day."

by Hoshiko February 22, 2005

Aah, flowers

c.f. "How do you like them apples"

or

"Put that in your pipe and smoke it"

Aah, flowers...

by aah fleurs April 23, 2009