floating toldy

North East of Scotland’s poetic word for a turd which refuses to submerge below the water line and will resist virtually every attempt to encourage the bastard to depart these environs .

Agnes , you’ve dropped a fucking floating toldy in here again, I’ve told you to stop eating those Ryvitas, they’re making your jobbys far too bouyant .

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

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floating sand

When you illegally drive a lifted Toyota in Hawaii on a public beach that has been closed off to all vehicles, originated in Makaha but eventually made it to outer islands.

When you are too busy to pick up the phone because you are ‘floating sand’ with the boys

by Sillyboys808 March 19, 2023

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Root beer float

When 6 gay guys take turns shitting into a bathtub full of water then proceed to fuck eachother while swimming in it

"I had a good root beer float with the boys last night"

by Marmadue March 31, 2023

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Float

to knock someone out f*cking cold

keep talking like that ill float you

by lucid kai January 25, 2023

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Float Over

The art of floating a surveillance balloon over your adversary’s country to spy on ICBM sites while claiming it is a weather balloon. Popularized by Chinese Ministry of State Security (MSS)

First detected by passengers on a commercial flight, the Chinese Ministry of State Security did a “float over” of a bus-sized surveillance balloon over the northern continental US to spy on ICBM sites all the while claiming it was a weather balloon gone astray.

by Mil3druid4 February 3, 2023

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