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flaming tugboat

When it burns to pee after you masterbated with a too firm grip
Tom: Hey Doc why does it does my it burn to pee after i jerk off

Doc: this is normal dude, its called a flaming tugboat, just ease your grip on it and use lube
by weeaby October 13, 2013
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The Brown Flame

by pigmetal June 13, 2014
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flaming garbage

Music in which the production is very good but lyrically the content is awful
Person 1: Did you ever listen to Yeezus.
Person 2: That album is flaming garbage
by CoDnoobH8r September 13, 2016
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Flame Off

to tell a homosexual that you are not interested in them sexually
guy1: hey handsome I love you coat

guy2: dude..... flame off
by "LQTM" January 24, 2010
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flaming mo

a drink made from cough medicine then set alight. Fire made it better
by ludwig pop icon July 29, 2003
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The Flaming Teabag

An act, whereby an individual sets fire to ones own scrotum for the expressed purpose of striking a despised person with greater insult than conventional "Teabagging".
The conceptual theory is as follows:
Person (A) loaths Person (B) to such a degree that a conventional Teabagging would prove unsatisfying. Person (A) deduces that to express said loathing on a proper physical scale to Person (B), is to douse their own scrotum in lighter fluid and ignite once Person (B) is unconscience or otherwise incapacitated. The next step is to ignite and strike Person (B) upon their forehead, nose, lips or chin with his burning testicals.
This act expession loathing to such degree that one would disfigure their own genitals to insult and emotionally scar their nemesis.
"Yea, I'll be in intensive care for a while... but man, i served that bitch the flaming teabag. It was worth it. I hate that whore."
by Doug Phillips March 27, 2008
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Flaming Salaami

The act of masturbating at a speed so fast that the friction causes your penis to catch fire.
Johnny loves to get a Flaming Salaami going before he puts his head between his legs and proceeds to suck his own dick.
by FannyFondler December 13, 2008
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