Fernando Ramirez is usually the finest man alive !
He usually is a player, but when he finds the only one for him; he is the most amazing boyfriend ever and can be a great amazing father ! If your lucky enough to get to the girlfriend stage with a Fernando cherish him! Because you can lose him quick!! He dose like fat huge rude loud mouth ugly bitches, so if your a wale fall back. He usually has dark brown or black hair, brown eyes, medium height, beautiful perfect lips, great eyebrows and perfect body full of tattoos, and his dick game is like fucking a god !
He usually is a player, but when he finds the only one for him; he is the most amazing boyfriend ever and can be a great amazing father ! If your lucky enough to get to the girlfriend stage with a Fernando cherish him! Because you can lose him quick!! He dose like fat huge rude loud mouth ugly bitches, so if your a wale fall back. He usually has dark brown or black hair, brown eyes, medium height, beautiful perfect lips, great eyebrows and perfect body full of tattoos, and his dick game is like fucking a god !
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Beyond just the simple act of sniffing a bicycle seat, a ferndocker is a connoisseur of everything bicycle seat related. Possessing a very advanced palate, they are able to distinguish even the most subtle differences between seats. Things such as age, sex, ethnicity, and how far they rode the bike can be determined with a single sniff from a cultured ferndocker.
Beyond just the simple act of sniffing a bicycle seat, a ferndocker is a connoisseur of everything bicycle seat related. Possessing a very advanced palate, they are able to distinguish even the most subtle differences between seats. Things such as age, sex, ethnicity, and how far they rode the bike can be determined with a single sniff from a cultured ferndocker.
Edgar could tell the man riding this bicycle ate an omelet for breakfast. He is a highly trained ferndocker.
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Get the Fernando mug.Jason Fernandez is a SIMP and treats women like shit, he also tries to get girls on fortnite but then gets rejected because he’s a big fat SIMP and he is a little Indian that is super annoying
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solos over other students
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solos over other students
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Student playing with another student and one student is playing rhytm and one student is playing a solo....Mr. Fernandes comes outta fuken nowhere nd starts soloing so loud like a motherfucker in front of an audience
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Get the Fernando mug.person A: dude, my uncle put too much oil in the turkey-fryer, and it burst in to flame. his handlebar mustache is no more.
person B: yup, turk-ferno. happens to the best of us.
person B: yup, turk-ferno. happens to the best of us.
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