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Cracker Factory

This is an older and not often heard slang term for an Insane asylum. (Better known as a "Mental Institution").

It is not related to the derogatory term "Cracker"
However it probably IS related to the phrase "Going Crackers".
The phrase "Cracker Factory" was in use by World War II, but is probably older.
Doc. Krabblefratz: "You've been hearing voices telling you the world is ending?
Joe Fruitcake: "Yup."
Doctor Krabblefratz: I think you're ready for the Cracker factory.

Keesha: "Yo dude. I heard you got a new job! What and where?"
Tom: "I'm an attendant in the Cracker factory! Those loonies are drivin' ME loony!

Jacob: That's my uncle Phil in that photo. I don't see him anymore.
Danielle: Why not? He dead or somethin'?

Jacob: Naw, he went nuts a few years back, he's in the Cracker factory now.

Sergey: Dude! I just saw three guys in armor with swords run past the house!
Pete: Awesome! Ya Know what THAT means?
Sergey: That I'm ready for the cracker factory?
Pete: No, dummy, it means that that hot new movie 'Knights in Kombat" Is gonna be showing down at the cinema today!

Screaming, naked, Deranged guy: Where are you @#$%ing taking me?!
Cop: You're gonna get an exclusive INSIDE tour of the cracker Factory.
by Joe Fenderbender May 20, 2015
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fart factory

Someone who walks into a room and blasts a silent but deadly fart without saying anything as to get sick pleasure from others smelling your stinking ass.
person1: "Man, it smells like ASS in here"
person2: "Yeah, that is some stinky shit! Zach must have been in here, he's a fart factory."
by John Desoiroi July 10, 2007
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factory

refers to a paint job, sound system, rims or anything else to do with a vehicle that comes standard with the vehicle.
He ain't shit! I got custom candy paint on my car and he ridin' factory!
by qdmasta September 2, 2003
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military factor

The factor by which a male's hottness increases when he's in his uniform. On a scale of one to ten, a uniform usually increases a guy's number by 2. Can also be applied to non-military men in some uniforms.
Person 1: Check that guy out. He's a solid 7.
Person 2: Him? He's in my Spanish class. He's in AFROTC. On Tuesdays when he's in his dress blues he's a 9, atleast.
by Katie Holmes April 7, 2005
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cum factory

Used to describe your nut bag or ball sack.
Babe my cum factory is about to roll out a new batch.

My cum factory is open 24/7
by Serge Gravelle June 20, 2006
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scumbag factor

one who adheres to the following characteristics:
1. gauges/hoop earrings on men
2. dresses like complete shit

ie. tight pants hanging well bellow buttocks and baggy t-shirts often displaying drug, beer, skate, or sexual references
3. Smokes lots and lots of cigs or illegal substances (also prone to packing large dippers, usually while taking a dumpset)
4. treats gf/women poorly but yet still found extremely attractive by opposite gender
5. Has sexual intercourse with many girls regardless of appearance or relationship status.
6. Will often be seen skateboarding or riding a bike rather than driving in a car.
7. Often will appear at parties with no trace of an invitation and will bring as many scumbag counterparts along.
8. Wears "ski hats" or "beanies" regardless of outside temperature.

9. Often seen listening to ipod with only one headphone in ear.
10. As a dog pisses on an area to declare it's territory, scumbags will often piss anywhere besides a toilet including on, around the toilet, and on the walls.

**If you have one or more of these qualities, congratulations, you have partial scumbag factor
The normalcy to scumbag factor ratio is 2:1 in the east coast
by leggsalem May 30, 2011
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factory air

the natural gap on a chick between her thighs and cooter
As the Hooter's girl bent down to pick up a wing, we were all in awe of her gaping factory air.
by dell June 4, 2004
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