Fart Angels

The double-handed calisthenics you use after you cut a big, swampy fart.

Darren caught a whiff of colon and realized that Mary was doing fart angels.

by geodave October 14, 2013

Fart Boys

This is the name for a group of friends who take great pride in their ability to fart. Each member has their own specific talents with farting, and their names display these great talents.

Members
Farts All Day - Ability to fart over 25 times a day
Fart Nasty - Ability to have incredibly digusting farts that are able to clear a room.
Sik Farts - Ability to enhance the smell of his farts through his own personal sickness.
Riggz Farts - Ability to light up a Newport cigarette with a fart.
Farter The Kid - Ability to Fart and rap simultaneously.

The Fart Boys are in the building. Man it smells. Man it stinks. Whats up?

by Fart Boys December 10, 2009

toxic farts

best denfense mechanism against innocent bystanders when you are trying to get thru huge crowds of people or if you are trying to get thru long lines of people. Just eat a shit load of gaseous food the night before and when opportunity knocks please answer and for the sake of humanity let er rip.

Booom!*someone emmiting a toxic fart* Oh dude, what was that? Who shit? Man let's get out of here. *people start running away* Mission accomplished. Oh what fun it is to let out some ol'toxic farts.

by the fart authority January 10, 2007

Emilia Fart

Iconic.

Did you see that crazy bitch twerking at the mall the other day? Yeah man that was so Emilia Fart.

by Jax1359 February 14, 2018

suicide fart

To me a suicide fart is the big giant fart you accidentally let out right before you sit down on the toilet, knowing that you have to sit down and put your nose right in the nucleus of the stench. This happens just after you pull down your pants, and right before you sit down, usually when you are frantically trying to line the toilet seat, and you are contemplating sitting on the toilet bare assed because you're about to crap on the floor. Trapped there on the toilet with your pants around your ankles there is nowhere to go and it smells so bad you almost die.

Damn dude, I couldn't get the string untied on my sweat pants and I almost shit my pants and right as I was sitting down I bombed myself with an egg suicide fart

by Markomighty May 12, 2014

Fart poop

The most devastating and offensive insult you can possibly say to someone. Only usable for worst case scenarios

Random person: *Fucks my girlfriend*
Me to person: You’re a freaking fart poop!
Random person: *Catches on fire and slowly burns to a painful death*

by James Charles the 3rd December 2, 2020

toliet fart

A fart that happens when somebody is sitting on a shitbowl and they decide to cut the cheese.
Farting while sitting on a toliet causes the fart to be amplified by the bowl and gets a bit of reverb action going as well for the same reason.

{John}: Jesus! Mary just cut a toliet fart!! You can hear the fucker halfway down the block!!!

by Telephony February 12, 2015