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Fail

What internet morons say when they lose a moronic internet argument.
"The Earth revolves around the Sun."

"No!"

"Yes."

"Fail!"
by Tony Dancing December 18, 2008
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fail

adjective
1)a: describing any noun or event as having failed; b: the state of being a failure.

2)An internet meme that has become more commonplace in "RL" amongst those of the video game/internet culture.

The use of fail and its amusement are derived from video games out of the common "game over" screens or "mission failure" notifications. Often this is used in redundancy to create a sense of irony: Fail ____ is fail: in which case any noun is thus being identified by the adjective and described by it.
-"God that tank in VOA sucked ass..."
-"Fail DK is fail!"
by sleepingwraith March 12, 2010
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fail couple

a couple where the girl is asian and the guy is anything but asian (typically white).
fuck that fail couple over there. that white guy just with her for sex.
by Aliassss March 23, 2010
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[Fail]

Failing at life. Being a noob.Posting the worst thread ever
Allonewordwrote commited a massive fail
when he wrote;

Corinthians Football Club
Sao Paolo
Brazil


06/01/09

Dear Corinthians

My name is Chip Debawl, and I come from a place in the United States called St. Paul, Minnesota. I love soccer so much. It’s much better than those looser jock sports like Football and Hockey.

Anyways, I love you guys at soccer. I think you are really neat.

I would like to give you guys a chance to draft me for next season. My soccer skills are really awesome.

If you could call me on Klondike 4729, that would be super.


Yours sincerely


Chip.
by alloneword January 6, 2009
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ultra fail

1. more of a fail than epic but less than atomic.

2. to fail x3
Stu: Hey, what did you do this weekend, Alex?

Alex: Oh well on Saturday I slipped on an ice cube and dumped hot grease on my cat. And on Sunday I set my bed on fire.

Stu: Hahahah your whole weekend was an ultra fail.
by Foofenscoops March 13, 2009
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FAIL FUK

When you fail so hard you should really go screw yourself and leave everyone alone.
So this dude asked me for $50 so I told him to go FAIL FUK himself.
by KlumzyyKiddy August 25, 2009
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Fail-graphic Memory

Someone who is able to read a paragraph of a book/text and recite it at any time using Fail-graphic Memory, thus whilst it is awesome, they are incapable utilizing the information in real life situations. Making them utterly useless.

Similar to: Photographic Memory
Michael: Hey man remember that long 'arse' paragraph on physics that allowed us to change the molecular format of gravity?
John: Sure! *recites said paragraph*.
Michael: Ah, fuck i dont understand that, since your remmeber it, use it.
John: I don't know how, due to my lack of ability to employ the said information to real life problems. I suffer from Fail-graphic Memory.
by TotallyHAM October 17, 2009
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