FACT OR F**KED

The best most entertaining way to get yourself fucked. It is the most entertaining drinking game you'll find out there. It is kinda in the name it will defo get you fucked either by the dares that will ruin your life/ relationship or by drinking way too much.

Man FACT OR F**KED is the shit we literally all ended up on the floor. Best thing we saw was Jake's mum's reaction walking in while Jesse and Craig were doing the 69 hickeys.

by dddaddyyy January 24, 2023

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alternative facts

A term that REALLY just fucking means lies, but thanks to postmodernism, we're not allowed to call them that anymore, because everyone's viewpoint is equally valid, there is no such thing as a false narrative, and everyone is entitled to their own personal reality.

You say the sun is made of hydrogen and helium, I say it's made of whale farts and silly string! Those are my alternative facts! Nobody is right or wrong, there is no such thing as objectivity, we have to respect everyone's viewpoint!

by q359 July 25, 2023

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Fact allergy

Someone who is oversensitive to facts, especially when it does not conform to their current beliefs. It's usually a close-minded person too proud or stubborn to admit when they are wrong or when someone they admire is wrong. In debates it's commonly accompanied by talking over the other person or as loud as possible to stop the flow of facts.

As a religious man, Bob went against the overwhelming consensus of the scientific community by refuting evolution on national TV in spite of all the facts. Bob interrupted by quoting scripture as the scientist tried to explain radiometric dating. Bob must have fact allergy.

by zin90 March 14, 2018

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