chinese facial

A Sexual act combination where a woman's face is repeatedly smacked on the checks and forehead while her male partner is in the midst of ejaculation.

In all of the excitement of actually giving her the Chinese Penis Torture, he covered her in aChinese Facial!

by James Fallon July 15, 2020

Irish Facial

to get sprayed in the face from a beer can opened under pressure.

what happens when someone shakes a beer can and gives it to an unsuspecting victim.

tired of fetching her boyfriend beer, she decided to give him an Irish facial and shook the PBR as hard as she could.

by SillyFeline September 5, 2016

irish facial

the act in which the male partner masturbates onto female's face

an irish facial is what i did to your mom last night

by joseph sandeau April 25, 2006

French Facial

While receiving a blowjob, you unexpectedly piss in her mouth which is why all french people smell like pee.

(While visiting France)
Chris: Wow, I thought I'd like french girls, but they all smell like piss and sperm

Carter: Dude I told you! French facials are popular over here!

Mrs.Mulet: Hey, you cant hate. you havent tried it!!!!!

by haiti_got_pwned May 29, 2010

southern facial

when you strech a girls pussy and dips your sack in it when shes having her period then wipe it on her face

a threat

im gonna give u a southern facial you faggot

by sam and nick April 24, 2008

funkel facial

After having anal sex with someone so hard that they bleed from their ass. You take your dick out of their ass so that it has the blood and shit on it(this is known as garfunkel). After this you have the person face towards your cock as you jerk off on their face. This makes their face have a mixture of shit, blood, and semen on it.

Man after I garfunkeled Emily, I slapped my dick on her face!!
I gave that bitch a FUNKEL FACIAL!

by Vicccc June 11, 2008

the cody facial

when the top person ejaculates onto the face of the woman and smears it in with his dick

the cody facial is great for new couples.

by Hary P. Niss February 27, 2008