Facial hair survivor

Someone who can't grow facial hair.

Dave has that facial hair survivor type of baby face.

by User unfriendly May 2, 2024

Failed Facial

When a guy attempts at cumming(a lot) on someone's face but a few small drops of semen comes out instead.

I wanted to cum all over the girl's face but only a few drops of semen dribbled out. It was a failed facial. It was so embarrassing.

by night_lis April 3, 2025

Italian facial

The act of your dermatologist pouring hot spaghetti on your face, then sit over top of you while she's squirting.

Yo bro I went to the dermatologist and ordered a Italian facial!

by DSDATURA January 31, 2024

expired facial

when you wipe your face in a used cumin rag

i don’t wanna give my sun Jonny an expired facial when he sleeps in daddy’s bed

by double novo dong April 28, 2021

facial 69

Simultaneous face licking between two people.

It started out innocent enough, but then she went for the facial 69, and I knew she wanted me.

by DizzzzzzyT July 7, 2022

Orc Facial

(noun) /ˈɔrkˌfeɪʃəl/
1. A sexual act or fetish involving the depiction or roleplay of an orc, a mythical fantasy creature, ejaculating onto a partner’s face, often as part of consensual fantasy scenarios or erotic cosplay.

I went to a LOTR themed costume party dressed up as an Orc and hooked up with a chick dressed liked Galadriel; we went back to her place and I gave her an Orc facial.

by McIrish420 March 2, 2025

fruity facial

When your girlfriend is laying down putting cucumbers on her eyes and rubbing strawberry juice on her face and then all of a sudden you blow your load onto her face.

Dan: "Hey what were you doing last night?"
Jeff: "I was giving Jennifer a fruity facial. Man you should've seen the look on her face!"

by kooljess702 August 29, 2017