Facebook

Burying your face into a women's vagina and rubbing your face up and down. Like planting your face into an open book.

"Did you facebook her last night?"
"Nah, I only got to second base"

by MickyC545 March 18, 2017

Facebook

Minion meme hell.

Facebook is shit.

by Pepe The Boi March 24, 2018

Facebook

The place where you finally get revenge on people who bothered you in the past.

(Directed at the teacher who called someone a know-it-all)
How is making a small statement supposed to be 'knowing everything?!

So that's getting revenge on Facebook.

by SomeoneNew October 18, 2012

Facebook

"A stalker's dream come true" and a misanthrope's worst fears confirmed a thousandfold. Thankfully there is one redeeming quality: more porn is plaguing the site than ever. Because the cynics responsible for the rules are beginning to realize signing a terms of service without reading it is not going to affect anyone's inclination to watch or upload fucking twerk videos.

If you scoured the entire timeline of every user to ever exist on Facebook, you could fit the posts that contain any intellectual merit on a single flash drive, and most of them would be mine.

by TheManThatYouFear April 02, 2014

Facebook

Instagram for old people

Your seriously using Facebook that's like so 10 years ago

by voquel January 22, 2016

facebookally

Its like having it be official, like a relationship or liking a band.

I like chesse burgers facebookally

by Stevo343 February 15, 2011

facebooking

To take pictures anywhere only for the purpose to put them on facebook.

I saw Jenny with a camera at the party yesterday, we all know she was just facebooking though.

by Jellypop January 15, 2007