Frumped

Friend-dumped. Similar to when a romantic partner breaks up with you, only it stings THAT much more because it's your friend.

Did you hear what happened? Sally totally frumped Sam. I don't know what happened, I guess she just got tired of the BS.

by IntuitiveEnigma March 3, 2015

frump

A combination of frown and grump. It's like a grump, but more pathetic, willfully ignorant, and often lazy. Essentially, a negative, irrelevant moron.

Tea Party voters are frumps.

by streetswag December 21, 2014

Frumplestein

A person who is short, dumpy, hunched over (poor posture) wearing wrinkled clothes

You are such a frumplestein

by Devereux League April 27, 2015

Flump

To stroke a guy's penis in a fun way. With your toes.

I want to Flump his penis.

by Kmart4242 July 15, 2015

Flump

The act of collapsing onto something or someone like a sad, jiggly, shoved over serving of jello.

Person #1: I'm gonna flump on you now.
Person #2: Oh god no...
Person #1: *getting closer* I'm gonna do it
Person #2 doN'T YOU FUCKING DA-
Person #1: *flumps onto person #2) I did it.
Person #2 *flailing like an aggressive kitten* GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!

by Zodozer October 22, 2015

frumphy

A word in which one says subsequent to the word comfy in order to aggrandize the meaning of cuddles worthy.

"Are you comfy frumphy?" Gabby asked to Peter
"No just comfy," Peter replied.

by Gabalisious December 19, 2015

Flump

The random exposure of a penis

It was awful. I got a flumped on the bus earlier

by Lesbigan May 7, 2016