Coffee that is made with an abundance of sometimes stale, no-name coffee grounds, brewed and left on the warmer for at least five hours. Copious amount of sugar and creamer is added to make up for the bitter taste, while pro's that are used to the taste will drink it black with no additives. Having a cup every five hours will keep some one awake, jittery and alert while requiring less sleep. Used by Sea-farer, military, commercial mariners, or any one that needs to keep up with shift work.
by watcher of watts April 15, 2014
oh shit, last night melissa gave me head and i dropped the coffee all over that bitch's face.
oh my god, i saw my friends new mclaren SLR and nearly dropped the coffee.
dude, that shit is lame, dont drop the coffee.
oh my god, i saw my friends new mclaren SLR and nearly dropped the coffee.
dude, that shit is lame, dont drop the coffee.
by i got two dicks son November 01, 2006
One of those "Ultra-Mature" 15 year olds that sits in Starbucks with his laptop on the free Wi-Fi, rocks a golfers hat and Ray Ban sunglasses, pretends to be investing in his 401K and thoroughly checks E-Trade as if he was in a midlife crisis.
Greg - "Man, look at that coffee kid, every time I try to buy some diapers for my kids at Target, I gotta look at one of those losers sitting in the Starbucks that they put in. Look at that hat, check out his pea coat......what a loser.....
by Mr. Warren June 17, 2011
A Step above Mr. Coffee but below Coffee King. Generally; brews made by Dr. Coffee are of great quality or above average, (WAY BETTER THAN A Mr. Coffee)
Brian: Lets make some coffee, Jacob wheres your mr. coffee machine?
M3x1C4N: you fucking retard im leet who uses Dr. Coffee.
M3x1C4N: you fucking retard im leet who uses Dr. Coffee.
by M3X1C4N July 27, 2008
Coffee Breath: whether or not someone brushes their teeth before or after coffee, it is still a distinct flavor of a smell that leads the palate numb for days!
Next to being a natural protection against curious children who otherwise would be pre exposed to potential harmfull ways in the intriguing "worlds" of the adults it can be a huge distraction in conversation or other engaging activities if the other person is more sensitive or feelsy about coffee. Fair enough to say, people should brush their teeth, whether they drink coffee or not.
Next to being a natural protection against curious children who otherwise would be pre exposed to potential harmfull ways in the intriguing "worlds" of the adults it can be a huge distraction in conversation or other engaging activities if the other person is more sensitive or feelsy about coffee. Fair enough to say, people should brush their teeth, whether they drink coffee or not.
"Do i have coffee breath? I can't tell i haven't used my palate in years!"
"Easy with the coffee breath!"
"I should get coffee breath, that way i won't smell coffee breath."
"I'm done with the coffee, i want to taste my new partner!"
"Easy with the coffee breath!"
"I should get coffee breath, that way i won't smell coffee breath."
"I'm done with the coffee, i want to taste my new partner!"
by good attention July 10, 2013
When you are having a relaxing morning drinking coffee with bae and you taste coffee on each other's lips when you kiss.
This mornings coffee kiss made my day.
by Mmx7 February 06, 2016
a stubby metalic object that is quite similar to an anal but plug. its real purpose is the use in preparing a ht cup of coffee. however many beg the question, "do you use it before or after you prepare a hot cup of dark brown joe?"
tom loves loves his coffee tamper when he brews his coffee in the morning, his wife jane loves his cofee tamper when shes in bed.....
by CHYEAAA!!!!1 April 12, 2010