False Blink

When a disposable vape blinks to indicate it’s run out of charge, while in fact it has not. Typically it will last for a while after a false blink

Yo I think your vape died bro

Hit it again it was probably a false blink

(Hits the vape)

Oh shit, it was a false blink!

by Ihatefreshies February 25, 2022

false brain

the thing that happens when ur dad buys ur degree aka George Waker Bush

george bush sr. bought his son's degree from Yale UNiversity, so he has a false brain.

Bush is a stupid fuck face.

by vickec December 9, 2004

false alarm

when you think you impregnate your girlfriend even though you use two condoms

dude, it was just a false alarm, she finally got her period, it was subsequently delayed by the kidney infection....which i gave her

by Zion Saint, [e-mail] January 10, 2008

falsie

a rumor that is spread about one that isn't true, therefore making it false. a falsie.

erin m had a baby. people are saying it is a brown baby even when the father is not, nor is erin m. when i asked the "babys father's" brother danny about this, he said no, the baby is not brown. making this rumor a falsie.

by hoes hoes fa sho January 11, 2009

False Face

A false face is a motha fucka who lies all the time and sometimes doesn't even know it, but you can see it in their face.

"So, the other day Dr. Sharp showed up to Calculus class and was starring at me the whole time and I was like telling Dr. Crist to tell him to stop looking so Dr. Crist said... "Dr. Sharp... please take a look at FALSE FACE'S vaginal area!"

by Queen Kernal August 2, 2008

False.I.D.ology

The science that studies all aspects of false I.D.s and how to make them. I.D.s have been made more complex in an effort to make them harder to copy but this has only lead to the formation of the science of False.I.D.ology. Those who make false I.D.s say that it takes money but once a business in it is established it brings in a lot of money.
It is a branch on crimeology.

John is studying false.I.D.ology.

by Deep blue 2012 February 8, 2010

FMLSAATC

An acronym for "fuck my life sideways and around the corner." Used when FML isn't strong enough.

Bob: You were passed out on the kitchen floor last night. Totally wasted.

Susie: FMLSAATC.

by &brandyleigh;; February 10, 2010