festival express

a term used to describe welcomed sexual advances among strangers at any large gathering, including concerts and festivals, and where time is of the essence.

also known as a quickie

i was so randy at Coachella last april and the line at the bathroom was so long, when we finally got inside the honey bucket, he quickly gave me a festival express reach around

by SUPAHIGHWAY September 20, 2011

Depresso Expresso

When you're sad but you dont know why and listening to Billie Eilish doesn't help

Hey man what's wrong with him.
Oh, he's just depresso expresso

by Veryswag April 10, 2019

s & s express

Socks and shoes express

Dave: broe take me to the store to get a cobra.
Bryan: got gas money?
Dave: errr no..
Bryan: better get on that s & s express.

by anorexicspasm August 8, 2008

expresso

Expresso- a shot of caffeine infused whiskey achieved by adding a caffeine pill to a shot of any whiskey. Often confused with espresso.

The patron at a bar was getting tired so he ordered an expresso for last call.

by Excaliberprime June 1, 2014

polar express

When you freeze a piece of turd and use it as a dildo

+do you want some of my turd for a polar express?
-yeah sure
+its a bit runny
-no thanks then

"Do you want to ride the polar express?"

by Conductor sam July 28, 2008

polar express

another term for running train; fucking a girl in a cold environment, such as in snow or in a cold car during winter

example 1

Bro, I got a setup. Fire up the Polar Express!

example 2

I turned off the heat and polar expressed her all night.

example 3

All Aboard The Polar Express!

by Dr. Fuckatis Enla Butticus September 21, 2010

Oriental Express

When a guy prevents himself from shitting, at least 2-3 days and then unleashes a turd that resembles a large garden snake. This brown anaconda then is fished out of the toilet and frozen in a freezer. When the time is right you take out this frozen shit stick and ram in to your loved ones meat curtain until it turns into peanut butter.

After I gave my girl the oriental express, I spit on her twat and had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

by CBD1972 November 12, 2008