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Ahah excellent

Laughing like a fucking bitch for something that isn’t funny.
- WoW I’m too good for this Fortnite game !
-Ahah excellent you’re build level is éclaté au sol xD
by Lorevo March 15, 2019
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Auditory excelcentia

Pristine too supernatural hearing, listening ability
Lennus has amazing Auditory excelcentia
by Lennyvoid April 24, 2019
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Double Excel Toilet Paper

Double excel toilet paper is as it states, toilet paper. Although, it excels the normal height of your regular toilet paper and has twice the wiping power. With the environment we currently live in, it is an essential item and you are considered a peasant without one.

Person 1: Dang we ran out of toilet paper!

Person 2: Don't worry! We still have some double excel toilet paper . With twice the wiping power!
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#extremewipingpower #poop #toilet #Tiktok
by RTXShadow_ April 28, 2020
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Dirty Exel

When a girl lays down with her head on the edge of a bed or couch and he shoves it deep down her throat while simultaneously suffocating by eating her ass and pussy!
My boyfriend came over last night and I was naked laying on the couch when he went right for the Dirty Exel
by PrinceOfSavage May 2, 2020
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Kardashed expectations

When the worldview of a young woman raised on all 18 TV seasons of Keeping Up With Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris, Kylie and Kendall collides with 2020? not to mention? as if that weren't bad enough? their show gets canceled? I mean.
Growing up, she figured her days would like, be all, like, shopping, makeup, hair, like facials and stuff, and not like, unemployment? driving her mom's Kia to TJMaxx while wearing ugly-ass masks? This totally sucked and who was gonna pay for her Kardashed expectations?
by Monkey's Dad September 9, 2020
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Kardashed expectations

Disappointment when the real world of 2020 does not keep up with the Kardashians.
Would like, Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris, Kylie and Kendall ever, like, accept being canceled? It was rigged, fraudulent, they weren't leaving, and someone was gonna pay for her Kardashed expectations.
by Monkey's Dad September 9, 2020
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Ghost excelents

A virgin who mains caustic in the game apex legends and still utter trash
He is such a Ghost excelents
by Bubblegum999 March 30, 2021
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