Exerviouppyed

Excited, nervous, anxious, happy and tired put together

i was so Exerviouppyed when there where only 4 hours until @smg4official and @kevdevz released meta runner

by waluigi5656 July 25, 2019

Ebert

A short, crossed-eyed middle aged man that looks like a smurf who thinks because he is old, he can control children. In my opinion he might be the next r. kelly

Hailey: Omg did you see ebert with his shaved beard???

Hanna: Omg yess he looks like a short ass faggot who needs to gain some height before I have maat maat give him a disease.

by X3Niyah July 30, 2019

Exeter highschool

A place to “learn” consisting of freshman thots who look older than the senior girls, vsco girls, crackheads, nicotine addicted teens, dumb jokes, weirdos and a small minority of normal people

“Oh you went to exeter highschool? That’s gay”

by Idkevenknowman September 2, 2019

Evert

A meme king that likes fish,minecraft and ducks and kak

Me and Evie boi (Evert) gonna go play sum minecraft

by Fishguy1 September 16, 2019

exeting

The act of "texting" while literally sitting on the toilet. The "ex" represents excrement and, of course, "texting" can is easily found in the word "exeting".

"I closed that deal with my client while exeting"!

by PMCSJ September 20, 2019

everts

A fat piece of shit that doesn’t give any fucks

Everts has such personality

by Fnfmiat January 8, 2020

exersize

Stretches and workouts dat you perform to improve da physical dimensions of one or more body-parts.

One often does exersizes to enlarge muscles and reduce belly-fat. Another not-so-well-known regimen that's something like this was detailed in a humorous narrative a few years ago: a dude riding on a public bus notices a fellow passenger vigorously massaging her quite-ample chest while chanting something quietly to herself. Upon curiously questioning her, da guy is surprised to hear da lady say dat six months earlier, her therapist had recommended a fairly-simple cure for her then-unusually-flat chest --- "I just massage the area for a few minutes several times a day while uttering the phrase, 'Scooby-dooby-doobies, I want bigger boobies!' And as you can see, it's worked wonderfully!" Da guy ponders a moment and then asks, "Is your therapist Jim Jones, by any chance?" Upon hearing dat it is and being asked how he guessed, da dude replies a bit sheepishly, "Hickory-dickory-dock..."

by QuacksO February 11, 2020