english muffin

A stuck up, old, english person that corrects your grammer...or really anything they can correct with their nose in the air.

grandson:
I laaahhned good in biohlagy today grandma

british grandma: you leehhned GOOD young mahnn?!?!?

grandson: LEHNED WELL grandmuthah LEHNED WELL!! reeaally, you ah SUCH an ENGLISH MUFFIN!!!

by PANduhPAANTS January 24, 2009

English Shotgun

As in smoking herbal substance; to inhale from a pipe or rolled cigarette followed shortly by an exhalation into someone else's anus.

"Did you hear what they did at the cabin? After everyone went to bed they got in the tent and did english shotguns."

by Rhinoterch September 16, 2011

English ass fucker

(a) an English person who likes to fuck people in the ass

(b) an Englishman who likes to fuck his friends in the ass

I saw a guy on the bus today wearing a pink shirt and yapping about how is latte was too hot and thought "What an English ass fucker!"

by veritas777 November 8, 2012

english gentleman

When someone on the receiving end of an arabian deathmask decides to quickly hog-tie the doer and grab the doer's tongue with his or her anus. Then you usually release a bit of flatulence in his or her mounth. This also has to be done with someone from Europe.

Oh man I gave that bitch such a good english gentleman, her breath smelled like ass for a month!

by Will Enzenauer December 26, 2008

English Major

An English Major is a university student or any literate person who engages in close extensive reading. With their "expertise" in literature, they seem to think that they are experts of language and like to critisize other people's usage of the English language.

Can be applied to any one who judges word usage without at least a master's degree in Linguistics.

So the other day I was like totes and this total English Major was like "Totes? I see... A shorter more convenient form of the word: totally. This word is most commonly used by teenage girls.

The most obvious advantage of using this word is the time saved. Data collected at a prestigious university found that every syllable spoken takes approximately 0.14 seconds.

The same prestigious university also found that the average valley girl says the word totally around 190 times a day."

And I was like yeah umm I gotta go do an analysis in the acoustic phonetics lab. And the English Major was all like acoustic phonetta what?

by 1VicAsh1 March 30, 2011

English buttplay

When phenomenal conversation in a bar leads to the feeling of a real connection but once you get back to the hotel room things get weird. He asks you to locate your strap on but you unfortunately forgot yours, so you regrettably end up with several fingers in his fanny while pleasures himself. You hate yourself because of how much you enjoy it.. This won't be you're last time.

English buttplay is a result of being unprepared and leaves you with dirty fingers and less dirty sheets

by Big_loges June 21, 2016

english teabag

It's where you cum in someone's mouth. while the cum is in thier mouth you dip your nuts in thier mouth.

Hey man, guess what?
What?
I just gave my girlfriend a English Teabag.

by Hobo Johnson June 10, 2018